Kids Talk…..

:lol: :lol: :lol: u softy :lol: :lol: :lol:

aww kids eh, just when you feel like screaming at them they come out with the best things
my little boy asked me the other day if china would be open when we went to the shops he meant the chinese takeaway bless
he also tells me he loves me more than anything else n the whole life world he means,of course,the whole wide world :lol: :lol:

my kimberley comes out wiv some corkers she is nearly 16 now bless her, but still flucks up the english language :lol:

yrs ago when i was in bein sterilized, she told ppl her mammy was in ostable bein terrorized :lol:

she saw a convertable car and said it was a flirtable :lol:

a convo in the car nearly got us killed 1 day when she was talkin bout the sex education class she had in school, she called a penus peanuts, we laughed that much my sister nearly crashed the car!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

ahhhhhhh kids eh :lol: :lol: :lol:

heehee some excellent ones up there :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve started keeping a record of some of the stuff they say that cracks me up, because one day they’ll be all grown up and I might forget!

Here are some of the best ones:

CHARLIE:

APPROX. AGE 3 ½:
I know why they killed Jesus – they thought he was lying! But he wasn’t, he was standing!

AGE 5 (April 2003):
Conversation on leaving the house in the morning:
Charlie: Daddy, you’re weird!
Simon: Why?
Charlie: Because you don’t do what you’re supposed to do!
Simon: What’s that?
Charlie: You’re supposed to do what Mamma tells you to do!

AGE 7 (January 2005):
Conversation I had with Charlie over the phone while I was away this week:

Ch: Daddy has to go back to college
Me: Why?
Ch: Because he’s not very good at being a father without you.
Me: Why? What’s he done? (I already knew the answer, Simon had told me he’d had a similar conversation with her at the time of the ‘dreadful’ event LOL)
Ch: Yesterday, he put the wrong blazers on the wrong beds!!!
Me: Darling, that’s not a big thing, I’ve done stuff like that before.
Ch: NO YOU HAVEN’T!!!
Me: Well, I’m sure he’s working very hard at looking after you without me to help him. Try to be patient.
Ch: Yes, I know – *big sigh* – he’s only 33!
Me: *laughing lots*
Ch: It’s a good job he’s not 34, he’d be even MORE bonkers!!!
Me: *laughing uncontrollably by now*

AGE 7 – 22ND FEB 2005

“Mamma, I love you more than salmon!!” (she adores salmon, by the way!)

When I acknowledged just how much that must mean, she agreed & said “Yes, it does mean a lot, because I can eat salmon!”

HANNAH:

Aged 5:
Saturday morning, after a kiss, “Mamma, I’ve not had a kiss from you in aaaaaages!”
Me: “What, since this morning?”
Hannah: “Yes” followed by a huuuge cheeky grin

Same Saturday morning:

Mamma, did you notice I have a hairband in?
Yes, I did, you look very smart.
Don’t you mean ‘pretty’?

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She’s also started, recently, wanting to have proper grown-up conversations with me, so when I talk to her & ask her about her day, she will tell me, and then come out with questions like:

And how was your day, Mamma?
Have you had a good day, Mamma?
What did you do today, Mamma?

And then gives me these really grown-up replies when I answer her – it’s sooooo cute!

SOMETIME LATE IN 2004 – AGED NEARLY 5 OR JUST 5

Hannah: I’m not going to have children
Me: Why not?
Hannah: They’re too much hard work – when I come home from work, I want some peace & quiet, not kids making lots of noise & running around!

(I so know that feeling!!!)

This summer (still aged 5):
I wished for you i.e. before birth and my wish came true

snivelling little rat!!! :lol:

AGE 5, 22ND FEB 2005

“Look, Mamma, I can juggle without balls” and then proceeded to demonstrate her amazing ability to juggle……without balls