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11 July, 2007 at 10:40 am #7418
well my 2 yrold boy is a rite wee handfull unlike what my lass was like… and if I didnt laugh at times id be a sniffling mess…. on monday I thought he was playing with my lass and his 2 sisters when my mother just went for a check on them all… and the wee shyte had got into ‘ frosty breaches great grannies room’ and found cream and started to smear onto his head …. when my mum looked at what cream it was it was Immac hair removal cream../!!!! so with her screams i hobbled up the stairs to this rank smell of singed hair..!!! OMG it was a scene…. tryin to shampoo this stuff out and save his hair..!! well we got the remaining cream off him but it was far too late the wee bald spots now developing into total baldness…!!! and what was left of his hair was like a matted Irish Jig ( wig ) so i had to get my pal whoms the hairdresser round to see what can be done… we have to cut out the matted cotton wool then he’s to get a no 1…!!!
have I been sent the spawn of the devil or is this normal boys behaviour…??? if so pass me the velium plz….
i can’t think of anything my lass has done like this… the only immac she came into contact was when ‘Frosty Breaches’ came downstairs with it slabbed on her chin and upperlip… my lass said’ Great Grannie have you hurt your chin and lip’ she replied yes ive just put some cream on it to make it better… to which she replied..’ will it take away your monstash and beard?? ‘ lol
11 July, 2007 at 11:12 am #275253lmao mary. i had a fone call from school bout half hr ago………….kelham has fallen n bumped his head can u come get him grrrrrrrr. little git is now lyin in state on couch eatin sarnies an watchin mtv. :roll:
last week his grandad grounded him fa goin off estate wif older kids. nxt mornin he was gettin ready to go out n little darlin had filled his boots wif water. hehehe. :lol:
11 July, 2007 at 12:33 pm #275254@pats wrote:
lmao mary. i had a fone call from school bout half hr ago………….kelham has fallen n bumped his head can u come get him grrrrrrrr. little git is now lyin in state on couch eatin sarnies an watchin mtv. :roll:
last week his grandad grounded him fa goin off estate wif older kids. nxt mornin he was gettin ready to go out n little darlin had filled his boots wif water. hehehe. :lol:
lol ur supoosed to tell me PATS its the terrible 2’s n 3’s no that ive got this fir life lol
12 July, 2007 at 11:08 pm #275255boys will be boys but their not long in growing up to be big kids like there dads,still have scalextrix btw and no1s are the in thing so hell be trendy
13 July, 2007 at 7:54 am #275256my gr/son was aged 4 and all grown up, knew everything, in total control of his mother. One day he went to play with his friend in the same street but the lads dad answered the door and said little Johnny wasnt playing today as his dad had grounded him. So my/grandson( on his way home) went into the drive way of this family and ran stones over the bonnet, sides and back Mr. Neighbours new car…… WWIII erupted, my daughter had to pay £ 700.00 for the damage to be fixed………..that was 6 years ago and the two families still dont speak….. :x :x :x :x :x
13 July, 2007 at 2:24 pm #275257@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
lmao mary. i had a fone call from school bout half hr ago………….kelham has fallen n bumped his head can u come get him grrrrrrrr. little git is now lyin in state on couch eatin sarnies an watchin mtv. :roll:
last week his grandad grounded him fa goin off estate wif older kids. nxt mornin he was gettin ready to go out n little darlin had filled his boots wif water. hehehe. :lol:
lol ur supoosed to tell me PATS its the terrible 2’s n 3’s no that ive got this fir life lol
It is the terrible 2’s n 3’s Mary, well that what i was told my son still has it and he is nearly 8 good luck!! P.S. Glad to know i am not the only one with a devil child!! lol
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