Keiron Dyer

Klopp long time no see, I must inform you that what I am about to tell you will have you shouting and balling louder than your beloved anfield crowd on match day, so pull your braces up and listen to what I have to say, as one of kays ( kentys ) past sordid little secrets, all when she was still married, that you need to get yourself checked for hiv immediately, I am so sorry that kay is to much of a coward to have urged you and told you herself, but I felt as if it’s morally correct that you get yourself checked and told of this tragic event that has occurred here where the truth has finally spilled out

Good Luck Klopp Love