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@cass_2000 wrote:
@pete wrote:
And God said let there be light.. and there was light
and you could see for f*cking milesAnd then he said let there be Gaz…and we never recovered
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@jen_jen wrote:
@gazlan wrote:
So the defender of faith claims faith is not serious…….pathetic woman
When did I take on the mantle of defender of the faith? And which faith?
As for pathetic, pot and kettle methinks, but there you go, tis your way to patronise women that have more brain cells than you :wink:Only smarties have the answer….yule work it out right???? :wink:
And then he said let there be Gaz…and we never recovered
Awww did it hurt….i never felt a thing….
Seems God is a bloke after all…. 8)Here’s another few from the Old Testament:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he livesIt seems it was ok to rape women in the Old Testament, as long as you married them afterwards, and paid their father fifty shekels of silver.
2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
It also wasnt a good idea for children to mock bald people in the Old Testament or God would send bears to rip them to pieces.
More uplifting stories from the Old Testament next week.
lol i like that…………..as for the sunday school idea do we get the sticker books like we used you when i was a kid cos i still have mine and its got a few missing :?
Yes….this is the spirit…more !! more !! cried the crowd…. :wink:
Revelation…
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.The above is now one of my favorites…he`s taking his time about it though.. :roll:
@gazlan wrote:
Would anyone be interested in a sort of Sunday club….you know, like every Sunday, i or a volunteer could choose a passage from a particular faith :P
Ok.. I’ll choose the back passage of a Mexican female.. :shock:
Tell me when your ALAMOst there…..lol
Sounds a nice idea as long as us athiests also get a go! And the spagetti monster supporters along with other worshipers of imaginary friends!
Sounds a nice idea as long as us athiests also get a go! And the spagetti monster supporters along with other worshipers of imaginary friends!
Welcome to the congregation hbcaz….and…in the words of the ” saviour “ :wink:
“I have come to call sinners to turn from their sins, not to spend my time with those who think they are already good enough”
Make yourself at home….. Black coffee with 1 lump for me thanks…. :) :wink:
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