Just the same as Jessica Fletcher she kills them all

Don’t mess with Molly

They found her in the kitchen she was dead as dead could be

Shed been listening to the radio it was set on bbc

She was making up some pasta as was nearing dinner time

No one appeared to be a witness for this most horrific crime

The police came to the crime scene and questioned all the folk

It didn’t take a genius to see it must have been a bloke

Many people were residing in this quaint hotel in Kent

There were many women staying but there only was one gent

With flour on the kitchen floor a detective was not needed

It didn’t matter what he said, or how much he pleaded

A clever policeman you really couldn’t find

This silly man was banged up cos of the footprints left behind

Now Molly who was very short and also very fat

Now sat inside her rented room smiling like a Cheshire cat

Her feet were huge as was her nose but no one even saw

Shed killed so many others round the country right before

She had stabbed the cook that day and she was off scott free

She was so cute and lovely and overlooked so easily

Underestimated  and rejected no one ever looked at her

But alas upsetting Molly only ever leads to MURDER