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Well football the bane of my life eh!
Il briefly run you through what happened to me at euro 2016.
I had bought some beef chow mein and chips id had I dunno about 9 pints at the pub as soon as I was pouring the sweet and sour sauce on Iceland scored, In my frustration I hurled my plate out the window and Gladys was walking by hit her on the head ended up paying a 150 pound fine for that.
Fast forward two years ive just gone to buy 20 cans of beer and feeling lucky I stopped at the newsagent bought my 20 embassy and a scratch card before I hit the offy.
The gods were smiling on me as I had won a tenner!
Smiling like a chesire cat I went to collect my winnings.
Sorry mate he said my wife has just gone to the bank and I cant cash it he said.
Oh yeah I said what did I pay for my fags and card with I said then buttons?
No he said ive only got a twenty in the till as I told you he said.
Fine I said il stick around till someone comes in with a tenner.
Then on reflection I dunno if this was a good ideal I started thumbing thru magazines on the top shelf making suggestive noises.
He wants to play dirty I thought two can play the game.
Then hes gave it you got to leave the shop.
Im not going nowhere to you pay me what im owed I said.
Hes charged over the counter ive charged at him we were wrestling on the floor till 3 customers split us up.
But on the plus side many good books were written in prison!
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Lol….that’s sooo funny
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why did he not give u the stratch card back, in west kirbye the morrisons and the shop oppisite the west Kirby station, I am sure a few times I have gone there with say 30 to 50£ winnngs they they say “great u won 20£ or £40” so I blv they kept £10 for there self, actually I reported them, fuking cnts anyway then I notice the staff where replaced one day.
Too funny milky…
Sounds like a time I wanted a large watermelon from the grocery store. They were on sale. Checked, and kept checking had none. I was at store at 8 am in morning. How come you have none asked stocker? Not know his reply. I Said on sale. Said yup people must of come in earlier and got them already. I said at 8am? He said yup and continued on. Well i know they give rain checks for another time. Dude was so rude.. i said no way. This lazy guy just not bring them out yet. Not want to stock them..
So I went to manager said not back here for another week. I want watermelon sales price. U have none at 8am… may I have my rain check. But I kept going on how much I wanted it..Said he said sold out already… she looked at me as I was nuts, and kept saying they had them. We went back and forth 10 minutes..she goes to stock boy. Not realizing new manager and I said to her watch this go thru same issue with boy again. Nasty guy. ..
Manager goes back pulls out all fresh watermelon to stock. Stock boy dumb founded. If he could of killed me, think he would of since I told him manager was friend she too came in early. When manager said who was, boy changed attitude real quick. And I mean quick. They gave me 4 watermelons and a rain check for another following week.
I wanted my watermelon………so that the story about watermelon. You want it, know have it, go for it.
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