Glad you liked it people. I am currently typing this from an internet cafe in italy in a little village called Santa Maria di Castellabate.
Cousin Luigi has a couple of his …..er…. good friends nearby to make certain that I don’t fall to the temptations of the flesh. What they don’t know is that sitting right opposite me is a stunningly beautiful blonde with enormous …… but it’s bloody hot in here so I’m off for a Cappucino.
Any problems with the locals can easily be dealt with my waving your arms about and shouting a lot. If this fails a sharp tap on the back of the neck with a rolled up copy of the Daily Telegraph usually works wonders. More later on ….. and remember …. I’m watching you !!!!
Ciao people.