Creepy…. It’s like something a serial killer would do.
Edit – I actually just read it all and i think you’re really talented and maybe some sort of comedy genius, Definitely should be using your talents for something better than a J.C magazine though lol. Maybe you’re retired or something and you have nothing better to do, but i’m still slightly concerned by your seemingly obsessive behaviour.
Absolutely brilliant!! Must of taken you ages to do and clearly a lot a care and attention to detail went into it. I haven’t laughed so much for ages I had tears.