just a bunch of barms

where do begin…

well today i was down brighton and there was this really weird looking guy standing in a bus stop….so i thought oh look at that sign saying buses out of service…..to cut a long story short there was a very large puddle just next to where this weird looking dude was standing…well you know me i tested the speed out on my brand new audi convertible with the colour co ordinated sun roof matching bumpers and 22 inch alloys ……WHOOOOOOSH the weird looking guy was drenched….he was screaming you swine you swine i paid £400 for these work overalls and they are ruined….so me being a generous loving lady i reversed at about 60 mph and soaked the idiot again….well he started screaming i paid 900 pounds for these sandshoes you dirty scoundrel….so i kindly stopped and said ” overalls on the market are 8 quid and those sandshoes are 40p for 5 pairs….anyway he started screaming i own a 600k boat and a 1.8 million pounds house on the beach….i said prove it….so he showed me a punctured kayak and a wind breaker with  a wood hut built out of pallets….needless to say i laughed my head off….did i say i was going to cut a long story short earlier….ha….the moral of the story is i hate liars

so all you liars out there can go to hell