Jokes sent by text to me

Joke 1
Irish police reported 43 people stuck to the ceiling at Dublin railway station after an Irish muslim terrorist exploded the worlds first No More Nails bomb.

I don’t understand the No More Nails bit.

Joke 2
Greater manchester police are looking for a racist attacker…………………im getting an application form….do you want one?

Whats so funny about that :?

Joke 3
I used to hate weddings….all the old aunties would poke me and say “you’re next”. They soon stopped saying it when i said the same back at funerals.

Thats funny.

Joke 4
Good news, call charges on your network are changing. The uglier you are, the cheaper the calls. As from today, your calls are free…i’d have called you but my calls are very expensive…