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I’ve just been speaking to my Taliban mates, they’re all up in my loft.. (Sounds bad)..
Anyway,..
They’re refusing to come down.. (They’re high).. Unless we meet their demands!
They’re disappointed in the Television Channels that are currently on our screens, and now want their own programmes..
Here are the list of programmes they would like to see on UK television.. :roll:
CurryNation Street..
Ahmed – Dale..
BollyOaks..
Middle East Enders..
Britains got Taliban..You’ve been Bombed! (Oh Crikey)..
Big Budda.. (Not dat Jade girl though)..
I’m an Immigrant.. Get me INTO here..
And any Israelians here..
We’re considering Scooby Jew..
Anyway.. I’m off to take them a cup of tea. :)
i wanted to post a joke but all the ones i no are offensive in some way to someone & prob wont make it here. out of curiosity just how near the mark can you go?
About > < this close !!!
when did pinnochio first realise he was made of wood?
when he had a wa nk………….& his fookin hand caught fire!
a man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says ‘everyone has 1 minute to get out ‘. a tortoise at the back shouts ‘ you koont ‘
bobby-joe was riding in jeds truck, jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said ‘ thats where i first had sex, ‘ bobby-joe said ‘ how was it ‘, jed said ‘ it was great til i looked up and saw her mum was watchin ‘, bobby-joe yelled ‘ oh shyte, what did she say ? ‘jed replied ‘ baaa’
a bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket, ‘ do i know u?’ he askes, she says ‘ arnt you the dad of one of my kids?’ he thinks back to the only time he’s ever been unfaithful and says ‘ were you the hooker i fu ck ed over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery, while shoving that massive cucumber up my ar se? ‘ she stares at him and says ‘ no, i’m your daughters teacher’
8 things that girls should say to guys
1. i’m bored lets shave my pu ssy
2. are you sure you’ve had enough to drink
3.that fart was great, do another one
4. of course i swallow, i love the taste of cum
5. no thats all right, you drink all that beer and watch por no, i’ll do the washing up
6. just for a change could you put it up my ass
7. how about you get that hot girl from work to join us
8. marriage? no way!
carlsberg dont do girlfriends………..
a girl is standing at the gates of heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain coming from inside, she asks st. peter what it is, he says ‘ thats the sound of angels getting holes drilled in their backs for wings, and their heads for halos. ‘ she says ‘ i think i’d rather go to hell!’ st peter replies ‘ in hell you will be raped and buggered!’ she replies, ‘yeah but ive already got the fooking holes for that!’
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