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What do old women and dog s**t have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
O:)
boy says to his mother…………………i have the biggest co/ck in the nursery………..is it cos i’m black?
mother replies…………………..no its cos ur 25 and a fookin retard. 8)
@pats wrote:
boy says to his mother…………………i have the biggest co/ck in the nursery………..is it cos i’m black?
mother replies…………………..no its cos ur 25 and a fookin retard. 8)
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Scientists recently proved that women did have some intelligent DNA in that sometimes, unfortuneatey they kept spitting it out. :lol: :lol:
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A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’
@metallica wrote:
A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’
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@metallica wrote:
A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’
I already got that one from our mutual friend, so you’re second hand this time :P :P :P
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Kathy?’
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice. What’s it called?’
‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy.
‘Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?’
At this stage the assistant offers some help. ‘Viens a moi, ladies, means ‘come to me’ in French.’
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, ‘That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?’
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@constantino wrote:
@metallica wrote:
A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’
I already got that one from our mutual friend, so you’re second hand this time :P :P :P
and where do u think our mutual friend got it from? :P :P :P
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