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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”
She says, “What’s that?”
He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”
@metallica wrote:
@constantino wrote:
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.
must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P
you’ve always heard them :lol: but only second hand from me never first hand :lol: :P :roll:
@mids f 58 wrote:
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”
She says, “What’s that?”
He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”
:shock:
@constantino wrote:
@metallica wrote:
@constantino wrote:
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.
must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P
you’ve always heard them :lol: but only second hand from me never first hand :lol: :P :roll:
n your point is? :P :P :lol: :P
@metallica wrote:
@constantino wrote:
@metallica wrote:
@constantino wrote:
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.
must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P
you’ve always heard them :lol: but only second hand from me never first hand :lol: :P :roll:
n your point is? :P :P :lol: :P
errr, my point :shock: :roll: :lol: :P :P :P
its tooo rude to post ……………..
OOoo Ooo i got a joke……………..
Oh bugger it has gone again :roll:
@metallica01 wrote:
wots the only good thing 2 come out of a mans penis when its hard? …………………. the wrinkles!!!
LMFAO I LIKE THAT ONE !!!!!
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.VIAGRARUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think “we go on”).DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
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