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THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind
of a six year old is. They think so logically.A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his home. She read ….“and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build
my house?”The teacher paused then asked the class:
“And what do you think the man said?”One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly
…”I think the man would have said -“Well, f * ck me!! A talking pig!”The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P
@metallica wrote:
not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P
awwwww :shock: :lol: :P :P :P
Ordinary Love Stories: Hopscotch
I have fallen head-over-heels in love with an invalid called Hopscotch. She smells of blackberry crush and juvenile lust.Every week I visit her in hospital and every week she greets me from her bed with humbling eyes that bring joy to my life. But today I found her sitting outside in the pouring rain swearing at the elderly people waiting for a bus.
‘What’s wrong?’ I shouted, as she sobbed in her chair, her world apparently crushed.
‘I’ve spent all flipping day on E-flipping-bay, and I can’t find a prosthetic leg in my size.’
‘Oh Hopscotch’ I sighed, ‘let’s get you inside, as your wheelchair is starting to rust’.
@metallica wrote:
not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P
Now seeing a teletubby being squished is hilarious :lol: :lol:
@oss wrote:
@metallica wrote:
not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P
Now seeing a teletubby being squished is hilarious :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: lol thanx
It would be even funnier if you could get all four of them lined up and squished or steam rollered. :twisted:
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my arse and get the fuck out of the postbox.
@constantino wrote:
I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.
must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P
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