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Here’s a funny one. 15 sailors get hung for espionage.
Oh not funny really is it, but tha is what they are looking at, and we are joking about there map reading, even though they had GPS.
How about we tell this joke to their parents, yeah that will be really funny.
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A mate of mine pulled a women in a club last night.
she was a right goer for 57 they had a drink and a few more so he said
She asked him have you ever had mother and daughter 3 some
He was over the moon said no but its been a fansaty for years
She said come back to mine .As they walked though the door
He thought god i carnt beleve my luck she kissed him hard
Then shouted mother you up still :lol:
Went to a strewberry crushing contest today
I joined in for a laugh but a women with no legs won it
JAMMY C00NT :lol:
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Tramp walks into a posh jewellers pulls his pants down and starts fingering his ar se
Shop assistant shouts get out you dirty bas rard ..
The tramp says make ya f00king mind up and pionts to the sign in the window
Come inside and pick your ring in comfort
What do you call a Pig with 3 eyes?
A Piiig :lol:
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