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@metallica wrote:
Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said “These look like deer tracks,” and the other one said, “No, they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them
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An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads 4 the docks once more 4 ole times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up 2 his room. hes soon going at it as well as he can 4 a guy of his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘how am i doing’? The prostitute replies ‘Well old sailor your doing about 3 knots!’ 3 knots? he asks, whats that supposed 2 mean? She says ‘Your knot hard, your knot in n your not getting your money back!
What’s the cheapest way of getting up to Scotland???
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@druid wrote:
What’s the cheapest way of getting up to Scotland???
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What do you call an aardvark that keeps getting beaten up?
a Vark.
i know i know…………..but it med me laff. :D :D
@argyll wrote:
@lancsman48 wrote:
Whats the difference between Oral and Anal sex?? Oral makes your day…………..Anal makes your hole weak.
for a minute there i thought the answer was going to be
“one slip of the tongue and your in the sh/t”
LMFAO you 2!!!!!!!
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone’s amazement, all of the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”
15 sailors captured for straying in to iranian waters. 14 men 1 woman. dont tek a fookin genius to work out who was reading the map does it.
I’m rollin on me back now……………..nice one PATS lmao
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