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Two Ton Truck
The Maguire boys decided to buy and sell turnips and purchased a two-ton truck for the job. On the first day they bought two tons of turnips at 20p a pound and sold them at the market for the same price.
At the end of the day Sean said, ‘Dermott, this is ridiculous, we’ve sold every turnip and haven’t made a penny profit!’
‘Sure I know what it is,’ replied Dermott, ‘we need a bigger lorry!’
Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?” asked the Irishman, walking up
to the counter.The assistant looked at him and asked: “Are you Irish?”
“If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? demanded the Irishman indignantly.” Or, if I asked for German
Bratwurst,would you ask me if I was German?” then, warming to his theme,
he went on:“Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would
ya? Would Ya?”The assistant said: “Well no”.
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it
up a gear. “And if I asked you for frog’s legs, would you ask me if I
was French?What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?”
“Well, I probably wouldn’t,” conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, “Well,
all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Irish just because I asked for
Irish sausages?”
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>The assistant replied: Because this is Homebase.
i liked that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
If a white stork brings lovely white babies
And a black stork brings lovely blacks babies
What brings now babies at all ????????
A good swallow
the pakistan cricket team are going to the winter olympics to compete in……
bob slaying :roll:
LMFAO argyll!
What do u call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
GRRRRoan ffs!Two Pubes on a Toilet seat one says to the other
“when ya going “
Tother replies
” Probably when I get Pi ss ed off “
Old ones are the best :D
Whats the difference between Oral and Anal sex?? Oral makes your day…………..Anal makes your hole weak.
@lancsman48 wrote:
Whats the difference between Oral and Anal sex?? Oral makes your day…………..Anal makes your hole weak.
for a minute there i thought the answer was going to be
“one slip of the tongue and your in the sh/t”
Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said “These look like deer tracks,” and the other one said, “No, they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them
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