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  • #211421

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    @bassingbourne55 wrote:

    … unlike the Charles Clarke prisoner release booboo.

    That’s something else I have strong views about! :lol:

    What!!! Releasing booboo?

    See above :roll:

    #211422

    @squeezy wrote:

    OMG – I just noticed I typed ‘Sucklike’ instead of ‘suchlike’ :oops: :lol:

    One track mind :oops: :twisted:

    :lol:

    Isn’t that a Geordie saying for kissing?

    Fancy a suck like? =P~

    #211423

    Sorry, I am ensconced here 8-[

    #211424

    Kevin Costner playing with his balls and driver in front of a female masseuse as well at a prestigous Golf Club. :shock: What’s the world coming to indeed.

    #211425

    Actually it’s a refreshing change to hear of a senior (Labour) politician being in bed with a female !!!

    Typically Labour politicians get embroiled in financial scandals and Conservative ones in sex scandals.

    As Hewitt, Hodge and Beckett are all so ugly that their chances of an illicit shag are nil, and Mandy is a raging poofter, thank God for ”Two Shags” Prescott who has at least kept his end up.

    At least he isn’t pissed 24 hours a day or paying a rent boy to shit on his face.

    #211426

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    At least he isn’t pissed 24 hours a day or paying a rent boy to shit on his face.

    Shurely shome mishtake?? Did you mean ‘Sit’? or is this another scandal that’s about to unfold?

    :lol:

    #211427

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    #211428

    No…. no typo, honestly.

    Apparently this was his preferred method of ‘enjoyment’ with the infamous rent boy. That and stuffing it up the rent boy’s ‘khyber’ of course.

    I think that the practice is known as Coprophilia which according to Wikpedia:” Coprophilia is the attraction to the smell, taste or sight of the act of defecation as a primary means of sexual arousal and gratification. Erotic fulfilment with excrement may be practiced alone or with a sexual partner. A common slang term for this is “scat sex”, other less common ones may exist. Some coprophiliacs engage in coprophagia, the eating of feces.”

    #211429

    *gags* :-… =;

    #211430

    dee

    Who’d ‘av thought the ugly git had it in im :lol:

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