Jihad Glesga Style

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> > ‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
> > Oor Johnny walked one day
> > When he saw a sicht that troubled him
> > Far more that he could say
> >
> > A fanatic muslim b*st*rd
> > Wiz doin what he’d planned
> > And intae Glesca’s departure hall
> > A Cherokee he’d rammed.
> >
> > A big Glaswegian polis
> > Came forward tae assist
> > He thocht “a wumman driver”
> > Or at least someone half-pissed
> >
> > But to his shock nae drunken Jock
> > Emerged to grasp his hand
> > But a flamin Arab loony
> > Fae Al Qaeda’s band
> >
> > The mad Islamist nut-case
> > Had set hissel’ on fire
> > And swung oot at the polis
> > GBH his clear desire
> >
> > Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
> > And sallied tae the fray
> > A left hook and a heid butt
> > Required tae save the day.
> >
> > Now listen up Bin Laden
> > Yir sort’s nae wanted here
> > For imported English radicals
> > Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
> >
> > Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
> > Will have nae bluidy truck
> > So tak yer worldwide jihad
> > An get yersel tae F***
> >