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Ok gather round team it’s nearly kick-off – I have a speech of Churchillian proportions to deliver which should help us beat this bunch of kaffir-bashers.
“Unaccustomed as I am…(gets hit by flying boot)”
Just Chat United 2 Barking & East Ham 1
Supersup Lancsman 48, came of the bench with just 15 mins to go, trailing 1-0 to grab 2 goals and give victory to JC Utd
a very dissapointing first half, JC fell behind to a ryan morgon goal, slack defending on the corner left him un marked, and a very un happy tommy toxon through a stope and thretnened not to return (but he did :P )
it was all barking, untill half time, jc’s new policy of mixing it up, and passing about failed.. so it was back to the long ball style, and had more of the play in the second half, still tommy toxon pulled of some great saves before the arrival of lancman after the 72 mins, coming on for little miss rainy, the 48 year old after 83 mins got free in the area, and a perfect cross from token male, was met with a great finish, and a great header
then, his job not done.. 4 mins later a terribler back pass from miller, left lancmans the chances to get his winner, and with the keeper only to beat, made no mistake
jc held out for a much needed win, and a much better half performance, lancsman was handed the man of the match award.. despite only 20 mins of football, but fully deserved
Well done lads/lasses and lancs is a hero! I am gutted at being taken off at half-time especially when I had rearranged my opticians appointment in order to play. I hold my hand up for the goal though, I was distracted by sharon’s heavy breathing. Still, we are on a roll and I am off to practice defending corners so I don’t let the side down again.
i’m trying to give everyone a game, next game… tommy is gonna be rested for 90 mins…
lancsman is 48, he can’t last more then 20 mins a game.. so he will be our super sub for the coming season…
promise you a full 90 mins next game which is tommorow night, don’t forget your contact lenses this time
hey,,if ones got it flaunt it i say…alas i found that running sh1te fooks 1 up bigstyle..
another 90 minutes from me! im made up coach thanks for the chance! by all means sub me for a game im wiling to step down for the team!
but come on!! what a cross i put in for lancsman!! could of landed on a penny that ball!
Did anyone get the score? I had concussion and can’t remember (not during the match btw, I got in a fight in the pub carpark afterwards – someone called our goalie a girl)
@james Belfast wrote:
Did anyone get the score? I had concussion and can’t remember (not during the match btw, I got in a fight in the pub carpark afterwards)
i dont know i went to the pub cos matty said i couldn’t play….. he didn’t think i’d get away with the lump hammer in my gloves, although i made it clear that as a 6ft 4 transgender hopeful….how the feck would they knowq my hands wernt really that big :evil: :evil:
you was meant to be playing today sweets…
we drew 1-1… pikey put us ahead.. and despite us dominating, we conceeded with 10 mins to go, a great perfomance though
report to follow when i have more time :)
i think we need to use the midfield a bit more judging by the previous report, and give up on the long balls….
they only work if you have supa dupa forwards anyway so through the midfield is the way to go
(im not treading on your toes matty, just a tip thats all!!) :wink:
@belfast; heavy breathing? it was my fag break lol!!!!! :P
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