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@Mr Amphibian wrote:
Shall I spend the match warming up on the touchline and accidentally trip their wingers as they pass?
*sweetasbaileez passes mr amph a cricket bat*
just use this instead mr amph …. :wink: :P@matty wrote:
yes you did, the soap heard you, and is very hurt
soap is bad for your bits….it makes them all sore and itchy…or is that unprotecetd sex ??? :oops:
from playing football to scoring and now sex….what sort of degenerate minds do we have :wink: :D
i dunno.. never catch me having un protected sex O:)
unless the comdon machine was broke and boots was shut
Ok Matty, have just been on the FA website and found loads of coaching tips. Since we are finding it hard to get together for training, can I suggest you pick a few areas for us to focus on each week?
http://www.givemefootball.com/coaching/index.html
I have already read the one on ‘dribbling’ so am probably ahead of the game here.
@matty wrote:
i dunno.. never catch me having un protected sex O:)
unless the comdon machine was broke and boots was shut
humph…never cathch me having sex…thats why being a goalies such a big deal…something about the size of the balls i’ll be handling, and legally too :wink: :D
@james Belfast wrote:
Ok Matty, have just been on the FA website and found loads of coaching tips. Since we are finding it hard to get together for training, can I suggest you pick a few areas for us to focus on each week?
http://www.givemefootball.com/coaching/index.html
I have already read the one on ‘dribbling’ so am probably ahead of the game here.
i misread it i thought it said attacking set players lmao
as for the dribbling….i doubt the dribble of the oral kind is includede here james :wink:@james Belfast wrote:
Ok Matty, have just been on the FA website and found loads of coaching tips. Since we are finding it hard to get together for training, can I suggest you pick a few areas for us to focus on each week?
http://www.givemefootball.com/coaching/index.html
I have already read the one on ‘dribbling’ so am probably ahead of the game here.
well i got tony cottee in to help with the training, but hes too small.. nobody knows hes there
we got a heavy training routine as it is, tonight we are having a heavy run.. from pub to pub.. drinking as much as we can
last person standing gets to be captain for tommorows game
been revising the tactics.. decided going to play 3 strikers instead.. gonna push myself up there, next to rainy :) (footballing purposes only of course)
gonna play 3 across the midfield.. i am not sure we need the depth against this team, so pikey can come in from the left and be the 3rd midfielder in the middle
token can hold it up too..allowing nismo and piky to dart forward, collecting the ball and going wide if need be :)
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