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Right well I made it here safely and am ready to rumble. Erm, have I got time for a kebab before the match?
Btw coach, could you change the title of this thread to JCFC or something to make it easier to find (since it’s going to be running for a while).
kick off in 30 mins.. glad we see we have all turned up.. i have picked the team, change of formation for today.. going back to a 442, bad manners has picked up an injury so will be rested.. belfast and amphibian play at the back.. kash right back and sharonggoner left back
pikey continues on the left side of midfield, ruby will be playing the defensive midfield roll, with token make pushing forward from midfield
I am again on the right.. hoping to supply some good chances to rainbowbrite and slayer up front.. both still looking to score there first goals
Picked up an injury/ turned up drunker than David Hasselhoff. :oops: It’s all good anyway.
Harlow 0 Just Chat United 2
Jc could’nt have got of to a better start, inside 2 mins fantastic play by slayer, beating his man before sliding an inch perfect ball to rainbowbrite, and she could’nt miss. the first signs of the front two bonding
it was chance after chance, with tommy at the other end having chance to gee the crowd up with anti german songs
changes in the second half, saw lancsman come on for slayer, sweets come on for tommy and nisco come on for the injured token male (though injury does not look too serious)
72 mins in the second half. good work by lancsman this time supplied the perfect chance for rainy to make it two.. and from the confidence of the first goal, she applied the finish sweetly as her name suggests
jc then controlled the rest of the game, creating more chances, pikey should have made it 3-0 when through on goal, but decided to pick up a booking instead for diving, the scouts watching from barnsley did’nt look impressed, but scouts from portugul, argintina, and italy all quickly wrote his name down
how we rated
Tommy Toxen (45mins ) 8
Owen Kash – 8
Sharongooner – 7
Belfast – 8
Amphibian – 7
Rubyred – 6
Matty – 7
Pikey 7
Token male (45mins) 7
Slayer (45 mins) 8
Rainbowbrite (MOTM) – 8
Norty Nismo (45 mins) – 8
lancsman (45 mins) – 7
Sweetasbaileez (45mins) – 7with the season now 2 weeks away.. i have managed to fit in one more friendly against welsh outfit cumbran on monday night coming… after that.. we get 10 days rest, before our first home tie of the season against lancaster
we are playing well, and unbeaten, lets keep it that way.. time to have a beer or 2..
last one to the bar buys the round
Good stuff!
Pikey’s given the team a bad name with his diving antics though. [-X Let’s keep it in-houes though, and suggest it was a genuine foul.(diving bas.tard)I donnn’t belieeeeve it! There was me on a promise with a bunch of lesbian cheerleaders if I was named MOTM and what do they do?? They give the fecking award to a GIRL!!! Wtf is she gonna do with a bunch of lesbo cheerleaders eh??? Ridiculous.
Anyway, I can recommend a kebab with exra chilli sauce as the idea pre-match meal (but can we have 15 mins for half-time please cos erm I nearly had an accident). Oh and I heard on 6-0-6 that BM feigned an injury to avoid playing as he has already signed for Celtic! True or false BM????
no comment about bad manners, its all newspaper talk, and its all rubbish :)
my defending was immense!!
I must be more fluent and streamlined since getting rid of me tash lol (i certainly feel lighter on my feet!!) :wink: :wink:
@rubyred wrote:
celtic ? i heard he had sighned up for carlton athletic ! and he is playing on his so called injury boss ! he only limps when he sees you !
I thought i played damm well tonight,managed to keep my temper and not rant at the linesman about the price of sardines.I MUST object to sweets wearing stilletoes on the pitch though ! she is giving us sporty types a bad name !
and by god the lezzers were rough !
well ive only just dropped the lesbo cheerleaders off and what a rowdy bunch they are !! they got the hots for rubes big time….something about the goal netted thong she was wearing and the jock straps for inco pads….you sure you dont want me to wash yours james cos them lesbos gave it a right good licking…fair turned my virginal stomach it did :-… as for you gooner me old mucker, well you played a bloody blinder, reminded me of the good old days when georgie was at his finest..( i meant georgie porgie hun dont get excited) and james…jesus it was like watchin billy feckin elliot all over again.good game lads, and its nice to know that now ive finished driving theres not one of you waiting around to buy me a drink, so its a good job i brought me own :twisted: :evil: :P
are we not all going to my local jumpin jacks then? we might bump into some harlow players and can give em a good ribbin!!! :twisted: :twisted:
cant wait for the next game, just hope the tash doesnt grow back too fast lol!!! :P :P
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