JCFC

Ok, I can get the garage to give me a lift to Jct 6 of the M1 – can you pick me up from there? I will be changed for the match in case you get lost and we arrive late. Were those your thongs I took??? I thought they were a spare pare of laces.

Oh and the rampant lesbian cheerleaders are fine by me 8)

@rubyred wrote:

laces !!! fook me !! and i was just showing the girls my latest thong,,how we laughed when i said it was like a “chesewire round a spacehopper”

and we have rampant lesbo following as were hetero wimmin in a mans world! mind you..i saw the moustache on sharons upper lip ! and the way sweets rubs her groin is MOST manlike,,im a real LAYDEEEEE…

/twirls her parasol and gubs them..

that wasnt your latest thong rubes it was the spare rope for the goal net :twisted: and i rubbed my groin cos of the cheap washin powder james used..it irritated me knackers, :oops: i mean lady garden :oops: gooner doesn’t have the tash anymore cos i waxed it for her last nite, altho it did take a blow torch to get the 5 o clock shadow removed :P
as for you being a lady ??!! ive never met any lady that foofie farts the way you do and your accuracy with spit balls is beyond compare, that poor mid fielder last week had to have surgery for a detached retina after the game

@james Belfast wrote:

Well we need to be there in time for Matty’s EGM before the match so I’ll see you at Jct 6 in an hour. On the way back you can either drop me off at the services or send me home with the lesbian cheerleaders. If I get man of the match tonight I reckon the cheerleaders will be after my body. ‘Jamesie, Jamesie, he’s our man, if he can’t stop them no-one can. Go Jamesie Gooooooo! Whoooooooo’.

but ive still gotta wax me bikini line !! if i dont get it done you’ll all think ive got varicose veins :-… kk will rush and get it done, im sure the cheerleaders will help :oops: they’re more likely to want to hump you if you’re wearing the thong and a pair of nipple tassles…shall i bring some along ??ooohhh and dont shave most lesbo’s leave a bit of rough on their chins. i live off junction 16 so i’ll leave in about ten mins and see you there :wink: you’ll spot us soon enough i’ll be driving the tranny with J.C.U.F.C in neon pink spray paint on the sides :P

@rubyred wrote:

thanks for the tip im now ramming mars bars into my mouth !! they be nice and caramelised too..Just having my warm up noo of muscle relaxing whisky,,,well it IS friday !! even us sporty types need a break……

when ARE we getting matching track suits,its getin a bitty embarrassing when we turn up in a rainbow of kappa yellows,,paki stall pinks and the odd turkish bought “ellesse” …
even a white tee shirt with bingo pen markered ” JCFC” would be better than the abdomination half of the blokes turn up in !

matty said he’d bring the new trackies along later , and pmmmmllll @ sporty types :P :P :wink:

@james Belfast wrote:

What’s a Mars bar? Didn’t they rename them ‘I donnnn’t belieeeeve it?’ Bar? I’ve nicked a box of curly wurly’s from the corner shop and will bring them along for half-time instead of oranges – they are even tastier than a I donnnn’t belieeeeeve it Bar.

get ur ar5e out the door you, im driving down the m1 an at junction 10 now, percy the lead lesbo cheerleaders got me lap top and we’re making sure you lot are ready :wink: :P