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27 July, 2006 at 10:46 pm #231244
we need a big team meeting before the game tommorow, a lot of people are not taking this serious enough… i know these are only friendlys.. but a lot is at stake.. your starting position for one
i expect a real performance tommorow night against harlow.. if we win.. then we can go clubbing after.. we will have a couple of weeks off before the start of the season
i today turned down barnsley offer for pikey, we simply hav’nt got another left sided player
pikey was upset, and has now thrown a paddy.. but hes got to understand that just chat is his home now
27 July, 2006 at 10:51 pm #231245@sharongooner wrote:
lol@sweets!!!! 8)
oh and btw, if we are in the Northern League, how the heck are we playing harlow then? anymore south would be france lol!!!!
(its MY town!!) :D :?:
dont bother asking them for fugs sake theyre blokes !! you’d be lucky to get directions from london to birmingham pml james will just say its north of belfast :wink: :P :P
27 July, 2006 at 11:01 pm #231246lol@rubes!!!!
we can all go to jumpin jacks after and back to mine for a bevvy then!!! 8) :lol: :lol:
27 July, 2006 at 11:02 pm #231247@matty wrote:
we need a big team meeting before the game tommorow, a lot of people are not taking this serious enough… i know these are only friendlys.. but a lot is at stake.. your starting position for one
i expect a real performance tommorow night against harlow.. if we win.. then we can go clubbing after.. we will have a couple of weeks off before the start of the season
i today turned down barnsley offer for pikey, we simply hav’nt got another left sided player
pikey was upset, and has now thrown a paddy.. but hes got to understand that just chat is his home now
let me no the time when u can plz boss im itchin to kick harlows a ss :twisted: :wink:
27 July, 2006 at 11:05 pm #231248:lol: I’ll never forgive you for standing in my way like this, Matty. This was my stepping stone to glory, you cad!
27 July, 2006 at 11:06 pm #231249@rubyred wrote:
oh fook,,thank christ i was NOT accused of reeking of orange and therefore cyanide.I admit i wore 3 jockstraps as a bra..as i thought the sports bra thing was a sling..42 dd..
i assumed sweets had left her massive bra for me.imagine my shock to realise i was in 3 jock straps…the way my nipple fell oot !didnt put me off the game like.i can remember looking in a mirror and plucking my eyebrows and sharons ball deflecting aff my head and into the path of a passing pikey *who scored*
i was then discussing matalan deals with sweets when lo and behold a ball came up and i sneezed and foofie farted and knocked the opposing teams ball..right out the goal..
/does my erse look big in THIS strip!
that wernt a bra rubes it was me feckin 12 berth tent am off to france for a fortnites camping and harassing the french….ok im lying its for the back garden really….an i saw that goal an if it wernt for u pikey wud have bin stood around scratchin his gonads like a gonad scratcher..humph. and no hun the kit really suits u :oops: :wink: :P
28 July, 2006 at 1:10 pm #231250@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
lol@rubes!!!!
we can all go to jumpin jacks after and back to mine for a bevvy then!!! 8) :lol: :lol:
yah for jumpin jacks,,ya think we can all get a man!!
We don’t ALL want a man Rubes. JC is a Northerners team remember, full of rampant heterosexuals, not some poncy Brighton select. Anyway, I thought all women’s footballers were lesbos (or am I confusing it with wimmins rugby)?
Matty, when is the next game please cos I need to put my car in for MOT on Saturday – can someone give me a lift since we dipped out on the new minibus?
28 July, 2006 at 2:10 pm #231251@james Belfast wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
lol@rubes!!!!
we can all go to jumpin jacks after and back to mine for a bevvy then!!! 8) :lol: :lol:
yah for jumpin jacks,,ya think we can all get a man!!
We don’t ALL want a man Rubes. JC is a Northerners team remember, full of rampant heterosexuals, not some poncy Brighton select. Anyway, I thought all women’s footballers were lesbos (or am I confusing it with wimmins rugby)?
Matty, when is the next game please cos I need to put my car in for MOT on Saturday – can someone give me a lift since we dipped out on the new minibus?
i’ll pick u up james.. as long as you dont mind the rampant lesbian cheerleaders ive hired ( at my own expense of course) being in the back of the transit. i’ll save the front seat for you :oops: :wink: :P btw have u washed the kit yet cos i need to starch me shorts ?
28 July, 2006 at 2:12 pm #231252p.s; can i have my thongs back as thats the second pair u borrowed to wipe the mud of ur boots and im not bloody british home stores :evil: and i thought the match was tonite ???
28 July, 2006 at 3:32 pm #231253*sweetasbaileez runs in to see when the kick off is, and even if we’re playing tonite*
:oops: :? :P
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