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hey me mums scottish so she wont give a s**t!!

dont worry i (will try) be there… but if im not is cos im taking me boys to real footie training…. not saying this aint real or nowt you know… but if i cant take em they will miss out and thats not good cos they are the future rooneys beckhams and owens GOD HELP US LOL!!!!!!!

(lol, we are gonna kick fundamental orifice guys… they are sh it!!!!!!!)

well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to massage at 3 call me when the bloody match is on and dont dock my wages boss cos i bin a gd girl :wink: :P

@james Belfast wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to massage at 3 call me when the bloody match is on and dont dock my wages boss cos i bin a gd girl :wink: :P

WHAT??????? You WASHED my LUCKY JOCKSTRAP????????/ FFS woman – I said I wouldn’t wash it til we won the cup!! Wtf are you doing?????? We’ve no chance of winning anything now… grrr I hope you get another week’s wages docked.

And I hope you didn’t put lenor in when you washed the goal nets btw – we’ve seen enough “soft goals” already this season :wink:

sorry james turns out it wasnt your jock strap after all it was rubys shoe horn :oops: still it stank like heck i couldn’t find ur jock strap which is a bloody good thing judgin by ur tantrum, tho if i were u id ask matty where it is hint, hint. no i didnt use the lenor on the nets i only brought enough for the plastic flower pots i put in the dressing room, if u spray a bit on them it doesn’t half make the place smell sexy and clean, besides that dont the flowers make the place look homely :wink: :P

@james Belfast wrote:

Smell lovely??? Football dressing rooms should smell of linament and stale sweat; oranges and spilled tea; cigarettes and alcohol – NOT flowers and tc bloody p! Ffs we are playing in the Northern League, not the Unibond Southern – they are hard men we are up against, we can’t afford to come onto the pitch smelling like a bunch of nancy-boys and looking all pretty in our clean kit! Now I am all for wifey’s being allowed in the team (on merit obviously) but I hope the boss doesn’t change over a hundred years of footballing tradition just because you want to make use of an article in ‘Good Housekeeping’ about inserting pot pourri inside cushions. You should be reading 4-4-2 or Shoot!

in mrs beatons good housekeeping a woman should be a chef in the kitchen and a wh*re in the bedroom, no where does it say i have to be a dirty b1tch in the football changing room….i do wish matty had explained this all to me. you’ll just have to explain everything to me in minute details…starting with how i wear this jock strap….ive taken the flowers out of the room and the smell of stale male body sweat is permeating through my under garments..but i can live with the stench of virile young bodys crawling all over me as for you lot smelling like nancys, then i suggest you stop using that puffy skin lotion and use carbolic instead :wink: :oops: :P and get rid of the hairspray cos if it rains it’ll make ur eyes sting xxx mwahhh :P