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juventus are interested pikey :D
:lol:
there has been an enquire about a player, can’t say who.. and who by.. but somone ins intrested
Say no more Matty. :wink:
I’m pretty sure Celtic have made a swoop for me before the SPL kick off this weekend.i can comfirm that barnsley have today put in a transfer offer of £30.000 for pikey
Accept! We can buy some new kit and go on the lash. We could maybe get a new minibus and name it after Pikey (like those Eddie Stobart lorries).
@james Belfast wrote:
Accept! We can buy some new kit and go on the lash. We could maybe get a new minibus and name it after Pikey (like those Eddie Stobart lorries).
good thinking, with the money, we can bribe a few refs too
@rubyred wrote:
did we win..sorry i was on a shoplifting spree with sweets afterwards and i think i got concussed while being manhandled into the police wagon.Wasnt MY fault id had a few sherries and i doubted the constables parentage !
just as well the paparazzi were not outside the cop shop.my face would have been all over the sun,and my erse the mirror !
good news ,,i wasnt charged ! they let me out as i kept ranting at them ! ;)
oh well thank you very bloody much ruby you said you’d keep quiet about my part if i slipped you a few sherries and a packet salted nuts…. :oops: :P :roll:
i may have a slight loyalty problem with the next match….
why u playing my home town???!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
it aint fair!!!!!!!
i went to their last home match where we (harlow) played the celebs…
met hells bells (soccar am) she was cool
and met mickey miller!!!! and loads of other z listers…
oh but i seriously cannot play them, its not fair they will hate me!!!!!!!
(lol, we are gonna kick arse guys… they are sh it!!!!!!!) :D :D :D
@rubyred wrote:
i blame it on the macedonians sweets..ALL i said woz,,”hey mister can i see yer nutz! “
Fecking no sense i of humour..
and you were NOT the theif here..i wanted to do a jigsaw puzzle of HOW MANY GERMAN BRATWURST CAN I FIT IN ME PANTS”
i got 15 in then doughnut farted and shot the lot out..!
now shhh DONT get me sacked as they need me on the team !! i distract and annoy,,and put them off the goal .as i rant ! AND i got big tits !
didnt i warn you about the need for pelvic floor exercises ?? mind you it was fun,, did you see the way that copper looked at you when you showqed him what you’d got to declare pml and the boss wont sack you. he likes tits :wink:
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