Firstly you slack jawed, purple face oaf i dont have the time like you to be posting on loads of diffrent forums, let alone keep up with youre wonderfull witty replys.
Secondly if you post something that sounds remotely sane i may reply.
Not befriending pigeons or crows.
Not when you are clearing out your garage.
Have you met blossom mrq?
You two would make a wonderful pair.
Barry george and mrs marple.