This ditty is going out to our resident richard fairbrass lookalike.
Its called trapped in norway.
My name is alfie i live in the fjords.
Im a unique gentlemen, just check these boards.
My name is alfie i love the northern lights.
I had to leave london i had over 3000 fights.
So please just chatters come to oslo let me be your host.
I will show you my shoebox of rude pictures, we will have herring on toast.
Any guys intrested in visiting must be bold like me, my dream is to start a right said fred tribute group.
Applicants welcome most have a head like a desert make contact il keep you in the loop.