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    @sharongooner wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    What can’t speak can’t tell truth Shazza.

    what…. all your lays are dead? :shock:

    :lol:

    #304733

    @fastcars wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    What can’t speak can’t tell truth Shazza.

    what…. all your lays are dead? :shock:

    :lol:

    I looooooooooooooooooooove yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty 8) mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :lol:

    #304734

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Well, what do you reckon guys? Out of 1460 members (well probably 100 accounting for the multiple “personalities”) there is bound to be a bit of talent amongst us all!

    Have you been on stage before?
    Can you play an instrument?
    Been on tv?

    I’ll start the ball rolling then shall I?

    I can play recorder (all or the different ones), clarinet, a bit of guitar. Id love to learn piano one day.

    Ive been in Nicholas Nickleby, Oliver Twist. Oh its a lovely war and got rejected from Annie at our local playhouse.

    Ive done theatre workshops with the Royal Shakespeare company, an acting workshop with the actor who used to be in Brookside (Jimmy Corkhill’s brother, I cant remember his name… Billy?)

    And was once in the audience in Surprise Surprise :lol:

    So, just for a laugh (and to fill the boredom) think back and share with us all your talents and claims to fame (keyboard gangsta’s need not post… your talents are more than obvious :wink: )….. I know JC has talent!! :lol:

    I can play the video recorder a beauty, also a lady friend of mine is really talented, she came round my house and you should of seen her play with my organ, she’s got talent!

    I’ve been on sky sports, ive been on midlands today news, ive even been on BRMB radio station, my talents are endless. Even my dog is a superstar, he should be nominated for an oscar, he is amazing at playing dead when its raining outside and dont wanna go out in it.

    I would even go as far as to say my turds got talent, they often are compared as stunt doubles for Ugo and fastcars.

    #304735

    I have a dog like that too. I think it comes with age. buggers lol.

    Mine also does the same thing with wind. Is dead on her bed if its windy.

    Then when the sun comes out, like a typical boxer (known sun worshippers)… lays in it till she is panting and almost fainting. Then gets grumpy if she cant find a cold spot.

    I told her it only happens in this country every three or four years so she need’nt worry.

    Come on Gofra, I want more than that man :P

    #304736

    here/s my baby at bulldog of the year show shazza………and my fave pic….arriving home so nackered he had to be carried in the house. :lol: :lol: :lol:





    #304737

    I’m sorta famous…I was on the back page of Sundays paper last week coz my pussy went for a ride out the harbour in the boat.

    BUT THEN……

    I’m a legend at work……for great stage shows involving a tarty fairy.

    #304738

    @pats wrote:

    here/s my baby at bulldog of the year show shazza………and my fave pic….arriving home so nackered he had to be carried in the house. :lol: :lol: :lol:





    Awwww Pats…he is GAWWWWWJUS!!! What a kissable face..I’m in love!!

    #304739

    He is a real beauty Pats, what a stunner 8)

    #304740

    I’m very talented at smiling and pretending that I care what some people are talking about :roll:

    #304741

    @American Woman wrote:

    I’m very talented at smiling and pretending that I care what some people are talking about :roll:

    Certainly a helpful talent round here AW 8) :wink:

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