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@sir Actor wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
I watch the tv programme and you’re only allowed to invite 3 guests.
Oh I forgot to mention..you’re invited too…
..I need someone to do the dishes. :wink:
I heard you use those disposable cardboard dishes.
Anyway, I’ll be busy with my own get together. :?And I heard you use cardboard disposable FOOD. I was forgetting..I wouldn’t want you near my dishes..what with your fungal nail infection and scabies.
Enjoy your melee with the scruffs! :wink:a melon sorbet with a lemon syrup then
I’d do my special bolognese sauce with the secret ingredients that I could never reveal……. (well it’s HP sauce actually) with garlic bread, fresh vegetables and pasta, and I hear cheesecake is good to follow. There’d be choice wines, some classic reggae in the background, and sparkling conversation. Maybe I’d talk as well.
To avoid any hurt I’ll name four JC guests from my very first night in rooms…….
Faye
that scottish grandson nutter of hers
Nettyswacks
F.anny Craddockthe last one would be handy for meal preparation and her very vampy baps
(edited out the doughnut word)
@pete wrote:
a melon sorbet with a lemon syrup then
Oooh, lovely. I’ll nip to yours after I’ve settled the wifeys and the fellas with their home-brewed cider. Yon Catherine The Great drinks like a fish. :roll:
@sir Actor wrote:
I’d have to invite pete because that way I know I wouldn’t finish last.
I kinda have an idea what pete’d do.
And that’s good because I like beans on toast with brown sauce. mmmm.
And then strawberry flavoured angel delight with a chocolate flake. :wink:
A definite winner pete me old mucker.I’m not sure what I’d make – that would depend on whether the guests were vegetarian or not and I’m pretty sure I’d invite pebbles (a veggie) along for the craic with pete.
That would only leave one other guest ffs.
It’d have to be between sharon, bon bon and sian.
Now that would be a toughie.
If it was sharon there’d be some good footie convo.
With bon bon I’d probably be inhaling some waccy baccy.
At least with sian I’d have someone to make me breakfast. :Pwe will all come
you and pete can prepare the meal then wash up
sian, pebbles, sharon and I shall get drunk and have a giggle@bon bon wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
I’d have to invite pete because that way I know I wouldn’t finish last.
I kinda have an idea what pete’d do.
And that’s good because I like beans on toast with brown sauce. mmmm.
And then strawberry flavoured angel delight with a chocolate flake. :wink:
A definite winner pete me old mucker.I’m not sure what I’d make – that would depend on whether the guests were vegetarian or not and I’m pretty sure I’d invite pebbles (a veggie) along for the craic with pete.
That would only leave one other guest ffs.
It’d have to be between sharon, bon bon and sian.
Now that would be a toughie.
If it was sharon there’d be some good footie convo.
With bon bon I’d probably be inhaling some waccy baccy.
At least with sian I’d have someone to make me breakfast. :Pwe will all come
you and pete can prepare the meal then wash up
sian, pebbles, sharon and I shall get drunk and have a giggleIn that case..consider your invite to my banquet..rescinded! Big time! :twisted:
with sugar spirals or maybe a sugar basket
@esmeralda wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
I’d have to invite pete because that way I know I wouldn’t finish last.
I kinda have an idea what pete’d do.
And that’s good because I like beans on toast with brown sauce. mmmm.
And then strawberry flavoured angel delight with a chocolate flake. :wink:
A definite winner pete me old mucker.I’m not sure what I’d make – that would depend on whether the guests were vegetarian or not and I’m pretty sure I’d invite pebbles (a veggie) along for the craic with pete.
That would only leave one other guest ffs.
It’d have to be between sharon, bon bon and sian.
Now that would be a toughie.
If it was sharon there’d be some good footie convo.
With bon bon I’d probably be inhaling some waccy baccy.bugga :(
At least with sian I’d have someone to make me breakfast. :Pwe will all come
you and pete can prepare the meal then wash up
sian, pebbles, sharon and I shall get drunk and have a giggleIn that case..consider your invite to my banquet..rescinded! Big time! :twisted:
what happened to my reply
Oh well maybe it was the swearword
Damn :(
or Eton Mess :P
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