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  • 13 December, 2005 at 8:32 am #2181

    AbitofMary_J

    get ur voices in tune…. lets all sing crimbo songs….. i’ll lead u aff’s lol

    Oh the weather outside is frightful,

    13 December, 2005 at 9:00 am #177175

    kentlass19

    *choughs, splutters n prepares tp sing*

    but the fire is so delightful,

    And since we’ve no place to go

    Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

    13 December, 2005 at 9:46 pm #177176

    AbitofMary_J

    lmfao see this thread went down like a lead firkin ballon eh lol

    here marty a ikkle bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson eh… whats the telephone song again…??

    13 December, 2005 at 10:42 pm #177177

    Lucky

    Ho F/cking Ho

    Ho Ho f/cking ho
    wot a crock of sh/t
    We all work for Santa Claus
    We’ve had enough we quit
    Cause we do all the f/ckin work
    while he stars in the show
    stick your christmas up your a/se
    Ho Ho f/cking ho

    Im Rudolph & I quit
    Just who he think he is
    That little fat c/nt said in the sleigh
    cracking that f/cking whip
    and me stuck up the front
    of these other useless c/nts
    stick your Christmas up your a/rse
    Ho f/cking ho

    Ho Ho f/cking ho
    wot a crock of sh/t
    We all work for Santa Claus
    We’ve had enough we quit
    Cause we do all the f/ckin work
    while he stars in the show
    stick your christmas up your a/se
    Ho Ho f/cking ho

    And what about us elves,
    we’ve had enough as well
    working in that freezin factory
    cold as f/cking hell
    workin til we drop
    with our bollocks freezing off
    stick your Christmas up your a/se
    Ho f/cking ho

    Ho Ho f/cking ho
    wot a crock of sh/t
    We all work for Santa Claus
    We’ve had enough we quit
    Cause we do all the f/ckin work
    while he stars in the show
    stick your christmas up your a/se
    Ho Ho f/cking ho

    Im Santa Clauses wife
    I know what hes really like
    Sneaking into those kids rooms
    wot a f/cking paedophile
    A devious old drunk
    And Im married to the c/nt
    So stick your Christmas up your a/rse
    ho f/cking ho

    Ho Ho f/cking ho
    What a crock of sh/t
    We all work for Santa Claus
    we;ve had enough we quit
    cause we do all the f/cking work
    while he stars in the show
    stick your Christmas up your a/rse
    Ho f/cking Ho

    soz about language PB :lol: :lol: :lol: Sing along, you must know the chorus by now lol

    14 December, 2005 at 10:27 am #177178

    ForumHostPB

    EDITORS COMMENT:

    The effing and blinding is necessary to fully convey the hidden meaning behind this poem. As such it is a work of art and therefore the appalling bad language is fully fu/cking justified.

    14 December, 2005 at 10:58 am #177179

    Squeezy

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    14 December, 2005 at 11:52 am #177180

    Beatty Blue

    Does it really matter if I sing or don’t sing…
    it doesn’t sound good anyway :(

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