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@yourchoice wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
Of more concern is that the global average penis size is growing as the death toll rises.
Sorry but :shock: :lol: :lol:
:? of even more concern is the rising global narcissistic mentality.
:roll:Anyway…back to subject at hand .. no pun :wink:
check this out… :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AN4fPrI7js
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
well this has certainly brought out the usual freaks.
I blame the OP of course. Apparently it’s ok to comment on the Christchurch earthquake, but not one that was at least a hundred times stronger.
Well okay . . . the Pakistani floods last year severely affected 20 million people, but we can safely ignore that (and the postings on JC) as we all had bloody ‘compassion fatigue’ by then, and the political scene there was a bit dodgy by our reckoning anyway. So there’s no way that I’m gonna comment on the North Korean floods of 1995-98, or the Chinese famine of 1960. Oh no, I’ll be so busy scrambling for the moral high ground that typing would become impossible.
Well I thought it was great about the lack of Japanese looting, unlike New Yorkers at – whisper it – 9/11. Maybe since the Japs have had thousands of years experience with tsunamis they know how to behave, which is incredibly politely.
I was happy-slapped by one once and he had the good grace to bow incessantly and present me with the latest Sony digi camcorder while he was doing it, which I thoroughly appreciated. We still exchange greetings through our lawyers.
But no, I don’t believe for a moment that this was karmic retribution of any kind, whether for wartime atrocities, or Pearl Harbor, or dwindling tuna stocks. It’s simply that the big mythological lizard decided to flap his tail, in protest at their nuclear health and safety record.
Or in absolute laughter at the cartoonish qualities of the Emperor’s head.
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@toybulldog wrote:
well this has certainly brought out the usual freaks.
I blame the OP of course. Apparently it’s ok to comment on the Christchurch earthquake, but not one that was at least a hundred times stronger.
Well okay . . . the Pakistani floods last year severely affected 20 million people, but we can safely ignore that (and the postings on JC) as we all had bloody ‘compassion fatigue’ by then, and the political scene there was a bit dodgy by our reckoning anyway. So there’s no way that I’m gonna comment on the North Korean floods of 1995-98, or the Chinese famine of 1960. Oh no, I’ll be so busy scrambling for the moral high ground that typing would become impossible.
Well I thought it was great about the lack of Japanese looting, unlike New Yorkers at – whisper it – 9/11. Maybe since the Japs have had thousands of years experience with tsunamis they know how to behave, which is incredibly politely.
I was happy-slapped by one once and he had the good grace to bow incessantly and present me with the latest Sony digi camcorder while he was doing it, which I thoroughly appreciated. We still exchange greetings through our lawyers.
But no, I don’t believe for a moment that this was karmic retribution of any kind, whether for wartime atrocities, or Pearl Harbor, or dwindling tuna stocks. It’s simply that the big mythological lizard decided to flap his tail, in protest at their nuclear health and safety record.
Or in absolute laughter at the cartoonish qualities of the Emperor’s head.
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So pleased I am still a freak – thought I was losing my touch.
As usual, Grasshopper, you combine wisdom, humour, and an occasional dash of vaguely offensive but amusing hogwash, into an intriguing and entertaining mixture.
I bow in the presence of a master wordsmith. (Even though you made me cry by calling me a freak. I know you didn’t mention me by name but that just makes it worse. Sniff.)
:wink: :lol:The events that have unfolded in the ring of fire over the last month or so have been awful. I feel truly sorry for all the people who have lost their loved ones, homes and in some cases just about everything else as a result of earthquakes.
For those that don’t know, I was in NZ when they had their terrible one in Feb, and it was very scary. The magnitude of the Japanese earthquake was a thousand times worse. To have had such a strong earthquake and have it followed up by such a devastating tsunami must have been truly terrifying.
And it won’t stop there. The so called “ring of fire” is on the move. :(
I am not a god botherer, but I now kind of understand why people would want god to listen. So.. if you are listening God….”What the F@CK!!! are you doing you twonk!!!”
[“toybulldog”]well this has certainly brought out the usual freaks
And here you are :P
I don’t think God caused the Tsunami :?
I’m thinking somewhere along the lines of “HAARP”
Heart breaking indeed…. Death toll is at 9300
280,000+/ 9300 :? :(
“the bigger picture”
Manners are the signe évident of a healthy society. The people of the rising sun should be very proud of themselves.
We should guard what’s left of our manners jealously. We might need them again.
@will wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
slant-eyed bas.tards.
ok maybe slightly.Was that necessay?
Are you p1ssed ? why are we doing this?
Why the fu.ck not? I’m a sucker for dangnamitty argument, and this is turning into one with a foocking quickness!
Just like The Highlander and sh/it! There can be only one!(unless it was mis-dubbed in Mexico . . . . . . then it’s “there can be only Juan! !”:)
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@pikey wrote:
Manners are the signe évident of a healthy society. The people of the rising sun should be very proud of themselves.
We should guard what’s left of our manners jealously. We might need them again.
Manners maketh the man.
dogs pee on lamposts
@will wrote:
FCK me he is off again. Will i ever understand your ramblings?
i actually have a headache now.
The question is Will Do you really need to or want to understand his ramblings?
Well without fossil fuels I can’t see how the slanty-eyed bastads would have developed but for resource to nuclear power. On the other hand they are somewhat geologically challenged.
Tokyo tap water at the moment shows levels of radiation that are harmful to slanty-eyed bastad infants in the long term.
All I’m saying is why couldn’t they have buried Hirohito up to his neck in the sand ? No wave would have dared come close. The slanty-eyed bastads could have visited him in adoration and had some donkey rides thrown in too. Furthermore they could have supported the Emperor’s outlandish head with all those unactioned compensation claims about the death camps.
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