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    ohhh it certainly is my lucky month May….!!!! finally gettin the hosptial appoint….

    and today my first birthday present has arrived…!!! and yip its opened and ready to run… ohhhhh the excitement….. I got a Magimix 5200XL Satin Steel…..!!! and to those with the dirtttyest MINDS…!!! its the creme de le creme in food processers not a
    ‘ New Sex Toy ‘ lol

    #270218

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    does that include the male nurses Alan??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

    i was talking about male nurses u cant beat seeing a male nurse with moobs

    #270219

    if I could do cartwheels id be doing them….. FINALLY…. I say FINALLY…. my op on my knee is for the 30th May….!!! The Surgeon very nice he was until even though he is actly educated well, I did pick fault in how did he not understand the only thing I wish to know about the proceddings is…

    1. AM I KNOCKED OUT…
    2. Nothing more… no details… zilch recoverery….

    well he preceed with me going a whiter whiter shade of Pale…. to say it was keyhole surgery although they will need to made an incis……. CUT…. then I heard are you ok Miss MJ….. passed oot lol now I said ‘ what part of no wishing to no anything…’ lol so whilest I was passed oot on the floor he got my pal in to tell her what would happen in op lol I still no nowt… as long as im oot for the counts and I can walk, kneel , jump, run ( ie rite lol ) and go climbing after the event i’ll be a happy bunny….

    #270220

    Ohh Mary well done i should find out when i have me hyst things wensday take me womb out :roll:

    Hubs dad had his knees done ages and they lasted him till he went xmas

    He said best thing he had ever had done but he was cut from top of knee to the bottom

    But after 6 weeks he was bending and waking up stairs with out pain

    Hope it all gos well for ya love x xx x x

    #270221

    @sunny wrote:

    Ohh Mary well done i should find out when i have me hyst things wensday take me womb out :roll:

    Hubs dad had his knees done ages and they lasted him till he went xmas

    He said best thing he had ever had done but he was cut from top of knee to the bottom

    But after 6 weeks he was bending and waking up stairs with out pain

    Hope it all gos well for ya love x xx x x

    gets up aff the flair…!!!! no need for grim details on your hubbys knee…!!! JMMOG… im scarred….

    ere when i had the wee barra i had the fight the doc’s to get ruddy sterlised… i even said on the day of the section to doc’ here just take the whole shubang out while your in there ‘ lol and when goin under my final words nae tiein my tubes i want them sliced n diced…. ‘

    I think my recovery is 3/4 weeks with physio dailly but my pal said, the doc did say i would have a small scar as one of the lumps they wouldnt get it out thru keyhole… i not bother it was if 10 / 12 inches long scar as long as i can get back to doing things for myself…. im a terrible patient lol

    #270222

    physios the worst part of recovery as they push you to the pain limit

    #270223

    @alan snowman wrote:

    physios the worst part of recovery as they push you to the pain limit

    OI OI OI….. I got to physio twice a wk at prensent… they know my thresshold of pain… I don’t have any… lol

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