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If you’re skint Katee you can bring a van load of those Cornish pasties with ye. Slop some mushy peas on the side of the plate and flog em during the break in the DJ’s set.. :D
Soz Kanga…. the only bloke wearing heels and a dress at my wedding will be Sunny thank u very much.. [-(
Seven…… used and abused eh…. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P
Ubermik will be in charge of the after dinner speech. (so we can all ave a kip for an hour and feel fresh for the evening activities) :wink:
And who needs Honk Kong when we got Amsterdam… get that stag nite sorted Sunny… 8)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: HEELS DRESS !!!!!!!! are you f00king mad man [-(
Docs and a blues football shirt :D Tut heels and dress SUNNY never wears those
Right stag night fink a paint balling session but for every ball there is fired the gloomy groom has to knock a double short back :twisted:
Then a go karting race to see who’s the best driver for every lap Gloomy groom has to knock 4 pints of bitter and a double short back :twisted:
Then a curry tinderloo for gloomy groom 8) Plus for every fart round the table Tripple shorts
Got the stripper booked caff will swing her tassels for a fee but i think i can get round her to do a lap dance has well for gloomy groom
On to a good club NOW MEN LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!! yu all need a good stomach for the show
ITS free the gentleman him self SMILEY has offered a stage show of how to shag a goat in one go
Raffle tickets will be available and thew winner gets to have caff the tassel twister do a one on one show WITHOUT the tassels :wink:
PAINTBALL :shock:
GO KARTS :shock: :shock:
CURRY TINDERLOO :? :? :?
CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:
@fastcars wrote:
PAINTBALL :shock:
GO KARTS :shock: :shock:
CURRY TINDERLOO :? :? :?
CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well your the c00nt who said to put heels and a froke on [-(
:shock: now JUST hold on a bliddy minute sunny!!!!!!!!!!…………if u fink i’m spendin my honeymoon visitin fasty in hospital wif concussion..multiple fractures.and alchoholic poisoning….u can fink agen!!!!!! [-X i want him back in one piece… :evil: u now he/s delicate……… :- ………….*finks agen about lettin sunny organise stag night* :-k
:evil: TUT spoil sport pats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya no i wanna get me own back for him saying im a dwarf *him being 4 foot nothing *
Ok no go karting and paintballing but caffffffff is booked now so she is still the lap dancer
And smileys goat is all trimmed and looking forward to it
@sunny wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
PAINTBALL :shock:
GO KARTS :shock: :shock:
CURRY TINDERLOO :? :? :?
CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well your the c00nt who said to put heels and a froke on [-(
its ok Sunny….you arrive in a frock and heels and i’ll arrive in your footy get up…….just before its about to start we’ll do a swap…that’ll f*ck ’em 8) 8) :D
Exxfekkin scuse me sunns!!!!!! :evil: :evil: im organisin hen nite :lol: :lol: (pats invited me) :P so there !! [-X which is more n i can say for invite to weddin [-( *sniffs* heels n frockks???? blues shirts????? [-X [-X oh how common !!!!!! :roll: i don fekkin think soooooo :roll: an as fer me shop(lift)in mac pats i ad it shortened and dyed pink :shock: :shock: such a bright pretty color (plays havoc wiv cctv) =D>
@seven wrote:
Exxfekkin scuse me sunns!!!!!! :evil: :evil: im organisin hen nite :lol: :lol: (pats invited me) :P so there !! [-X which is more n i can say for invite to weddin [-( *sniffs* heels n frockks???? blues shirts????? [-X [-X oh how common !!!!!! :roll: i don fekkin think soooooo :roll: an as fer me shop(lift)in mac pats i ad it shortened and dyed pink :shock: :shock: such a bright pretty color (plays havoc wiv cctv) =D>
I aint doing the HEN night ya batty old c00nt :roll: Im doing the stag night Fs no wonder you and pats hit it off *boff fick as pig sh ite :roll: 8)
Wonders off and starts to book the flights to blackpool :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: OIIII u fekkin dwarf [-( [-( less o the old !!!! :roll: :roll: slip o the typo that was :-
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