Its Time To End The Speculation…….

@pats wrote:

thats the music sorted lol………….70s theme wif a touch of hardcore amsterdam punk………….. 8)

Dont forget the Bucks Fizz collection Pats…………… ya know ya love em :lol: :lol: :lol:

@pats wrote:

:oops: welllllllllll…mary j……mr pats as run away with a 21 r old lapdancer………my secret affair was exposed…..tut……….DOA…dont ask stupid questions!!!!!!!!! :roll: ………..rubes……u can read something special at the ceromony…………sunny is best man (naturally)………….auditions for bridemaids will be held in my cupboard sometime nxt week………PB is giving me away……….(oh yes u ARE!)………..furher news shortly. 8) …

Can I be a bridesmaid? Can I? CANNNNN I????!?!?! :D I look totally hot in a dress and stiletto’s 8) 8)

@bat wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Pats will be so pleased at your obvious enthusiasm to give her away PB. :D She will be so proud as she takes your arm and walks down the aisle of the tiny 15th century church…. all dressed in virginal white. O:) …. with the beautiful Pennine Way as a romantic backdrop. It will be a moment im sure we will all remember for the rest of our lives. :D

Rubes….. fantastic poem darling…… what does it say? :?

Oh and DOA……. I rarely see her clothed.. :wink:

I was laffin until I got the bit about pats being in virginal white then I nearly choked to death. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(hides from pats)

What U trying to say Bats eh :?: :?: :?:

@seven wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: *sighs*WELLLLLL bloody typical the old trout oops me bessie mate gettin hitched [-X (agen) [-X an i the flippin last to now!!!!!!!!!(puts orff trip to hong kong shoppe fer weddin pressie) [-o< [-o< until i get official invite :lol: ……….as Matron o honourrr [-( [-( (well if that slapper sunnie can b bessie man ):shock: :shock: :shock: :- :- Hummphhhh =; we all no wat,ll appen to poor ole fasty now don we girls :-({|= :-({|= :-({|= ur on borowed time now fasty :evil: :evil: she,ll use n abuse ya :roll: :roll: anyways i,ll tekk bets on it lastin till reception then u,ll find er in broomcupboard wiv vicar :-$ :-$

:shock: how very dare u seven!!!!i remember the first time i stumbled into regs……….(ah happy days)…..as innocent as a new born babe…. O:) ….an twas u led me off the straight n narrow……. 8) an i’ll ave ye know i bin %100 percent faithdful fa the last 2 n half yrs [-( ……..an unless the vicar looks like simon cowell i shall be a gd girl =; ………an b4 ya flounce off in a huff i saved the best job fa uuuuuuuuuuu……….organising my hen night!!!!!!!!! :D/ :D/ ………ya know what utter trollops chess..catty….batty….kateeeeeeeeeeeeee n sunny or……..(altho sunny will be out wif the lads on the stag night opin to pull herself a bird) :- ……an hong kong?????whats up wif our shoplifting trips to asdas……..or ave ye ad ye ankle length mac confiscated??? :wink: :wink: :wink: u will ave to fight wif kanga over the maid of honour place………..hes now officially one of the girls :wink: (no wonder i cud never entice him into my cupboard…….he was firmly in the closet………tut. #-o