Its Time To End The Speculation…….

8) 8) 8) Best man here ready for juty miss pats

As for fastcars PATS DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:

@sunny wrote:

8) 8) 8) Best man here ready for juty miss pats

F00K me why you marrying that ugly c00nt for :roll: :roll:

Now if the tradition gos according to plan ……….. After PB has gave you away *thank f00k some one is giving her away iv been trying for years*

The last dance of the hill billy tip ya hat and curtsy to ya partner is the best man and PB

Dont worry ya old head PB i will lead for ya

*of a short cliff * :twisted: It my juty to employ the brides maids as im the one who as to break them in

<span style="color: red]Chess in PVC black mini skirt thigh high boots and nipple less bra %;”>

Catty in a flea collar and not forgetting her bleach bath to rid her of tics

GYPS when she comes round on here will be just Gyps because you carnt make perfect what already is

As for fastcars PATS DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: [/color]

PVC ………..how common……. its either black leather or nothing :lol: :lol: :lol:

psssst…. sunny can i carry a studded whip long with a posy of black tulips :wink:

@oss wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

actually ..as a poet id be bloody good..

For love..for inner chances.
with HER the Scotsman .always the Romances.
for us,,A wish from afar.
Fae Mars to Venus..

and a steady romances !

For the laughs we have had..
and the giggles before me.” have thee” .
and Oss and me and Oss and i..
forever.toghether for all “three””

sO oSS AND i..WE LAUGH ” FAREWELL”
We laugh,oh laddie free.
and i will NEVER forget ..that night we HAD..A NIGHT Forever ” free”
si see me noo ..on yonder stair well..oss.my fags and meeee !

Where did i come into this :shock:

Oh and i want to drive the Austin Maxi please :lol:

YOU came in somewhere between the bottle of white wine and the apple sours oss :) Was at a little housewarming soiree last night,and felt poetic after my fifth Vodka ! So i rushed home to read the news of the impending nuptials,and couldnt resist treating the happy couple to some verse !

sashays back in from thinking corner. grt idea sunny…………i obviously dont want the spotlight taking off me on my big day….soooooooooooo..chess n catty.an mebbe batty would be perfect bridesmaids……….all of em all ti/ts n gobs :- so the sort u luv :wink: ………PB will be shackled in my cupboard until further notice so he cant slope off :evil: ,,,,,,,,,,mary j can provide some ermmmmmmmmm fings from her organic garden :wink: ,,,,,,,,,,,,i’m workin on kateeeeeeeeee to provide the entertainment….we could ressurect our old business of me hiring her out as a bouncy castle O:) oss is sorting the menu……………..now all we need is a decent dj……… 8)