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Jesus effing Christ … what a stitch up !!! So I’m giving PATS away huh???
Look, loads of people have been trying to give her away for years without success …. so how come I get to draw the short straw eh eh eh???
And I suppose that this is all going to happen on some God forsaken bleak Yorkshire moor where nobody will want to go without a quilted coat and a Millets army surplus tent.
Let me know when it will be so that I can arrange a subsequent engagement.
(Maybe I could try a ”BOGOF” offer – buy one ..get one free ???)
Maybe they might Adopt me :lol: :lol: :lol:
we are talking about Dibknobs here PB !!!
Pats will be so pleased at your obvious enthusiasm to give her away PB. :D She will be so proud as she takes your arm and walks down the aisle of the tiny 15th century church…. all dressed in virginal white. O:) …. with the beautiful Pennine Way as a romantic backdrop. It will be a moment im sure we will all remember for the rest of our lives. :D
Rubes….. fantastic poem darling…… what does it say? :?
Oh and DOA……. I rarely see her clothed.. :wink:
ohhhhhhhhh what an excellent idea PB!……….i was considering sometime around the end of august so we could hold the reception in the big brother house……..but now i ave visions of me n fastcars striding across the moors kathy n heathcliffe stylee :D ………….(well i’d be striding.fasty would be running to keep up) :- and u all bringing ur own tents would save on accomodation.there would be loads of sheep to keep smiley entertained 8) and we could play jolly games like roll sunny down a steep hill and see how many rocks she bounces off! O:) we cud ave a rousing chorus of *on ilkley moor bah tat*…………as we all danced naked around rubes and sacrificed smileys goat! :D ……………………..*wanders off to think some more………………*
@rubyred wrote:
actually ..as a poet id be bloody good..
For love..for inner chances.
with HER the Scotsman .always the Romances.
for us,,A wish from afar.
Fae Mars to Venus..and a steady romances !
For the laughs we have had..
and the giggles before me.” have thee” .
and Oss and me and Oss and i..
forever.toghether for all “three””sO oSS AND i..WE LAUGH ” FAREWELL”
We laugh,oh laddie free.
and i will NEVER forget ..that night we HAD..A NIGHT Forever ” free”
si see me noo ..on yonder stair well..oss.my fags and meeee !Where did i come into this :shock:
Oh and i want to drive the Austin Maxi please :lol:
@oss wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
actually ..as a poet id be bloody good..
For love..for inner chances.
with HER the Scotsman .always the Romances.
for us,,A wish from afar.
Fae Mars to Venus..and a steady romances !
For the laughs we have had..
and the giggles before me.” have thee” .
and Oss and me and Oss and i..
forever.toghether for all “three””sO oSS AND i..WE LAUGH ” FAREWELL”
We laugh,oh laddie free.
and i will NEVER forget ..that night we HAD..A NIGHT Forever ” free”
si see me noo ..on yonder stair well..oss.my fags and meeee !Where did i come into this :shock:
Oh and i want to drive the Austin Maxi please :lol:
u can do the catering …….ian. O:)
@pats wrote:
@oss wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
actually ..as a poet id be bloody good..
For love..for inner chances.
with HER the Scotsman .always the Romances.
for us,,A wish from afar.
Fae Mars to Venus..and a steady romances !
For the laughs we have had..
and the giggles before me.” have thee” .
and Oss and me and Oss and i..
forever.toghether for all “three””sO oSS AND i..WE LAUGH ” FAREWELL”
We laugh,oh laddie free.
and i will NEVER forget ..that night we HAD..A NIGHT Forever ” free”
si see me noo ..on yonder stair well..oss.my fags and meeee !Where did i come into this :shock:
Oh and i want to drive the Austin Maxi please :lol:
u can do the catering …….ian. O:)
fish and chips all round then :lol: :lol:
@fastcars wrote:
Pats will be so pleased at your obvious enthusiasm to give her away PB. :D She will be so proud as she takes your arm and walks down the aisle of the tiny 15th century church…. all dressed in virginal white. O:) …. with the beautiful Pennine Way as a romantic backdrop. It will be a moment im sure we will all remember for the rest of our lives. :D
Rubes….. fantastic poem darling…… what does it say? :?
Oh and DOA……. I rarely see her clothed.. :wink:
I was laffin until I got the bit about pats being in virginal white then I nearly choked to death. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(hides from pats)
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