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@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…..she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
@cath 55 wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…( oi fe ck aff me as the wicked step mom… cheers what aboot usin ole trout face PATS eh ,,, no pick on poor Mary y don’t you.. oh a memory awashing me mind the tv program why don’t you how did the song go..?? ohhh sorry to break thru act 2 but bein the wicked step mom i soppose i can do the foxes hat what I like eh… its my part, )..…she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
the children now gettin impatient start throwin there empty ice scream wrappers around mr amp glares at them from the orchestra pit……………………
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…( oi fe ck aff me as the wicked step mom… cheers what aboot usin ole trout face PATS eh ,,, no pick on poor Mary y don’t you.. oh a memory awashing me mind the tv program why don’t you how did the song go..?? ohhh sorry to break thru act 2 but bein the wicked step mom i soppose i can do the foxes hat what I like eh… its my part, )..mary u gonna come up smellin of roses sweetie an ur gonna get ur man so dont fret :!: :roll: :wink: …she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
@rubyred wrote:
esmerelda suddenly breaks in half and out jump the spice girls..leaving ruby n pats knackered with having 4 skinny bints and a chubby one on their backs for an hour,,the kids go into raptures of “WHOS THAT!”…the spice girls exit up stage left,sulking and freddy laughs,,
cider boy after his amazing statement of double edged intrigue,comes into the arc circle,,”!kids remember me” YEEEAAAHHH ,scream the bairns,by now covered in ice cream after the interval..
“well boys n girls”says cider boy,,,i think the baron has lost the plot and maybe went away,,iwant you all to shout ” cider boy the barons here” when ya see him..the kids agree most excitedly as they feel at last part of some clique..
the ugly sisters are getting nowhere with doc goose..and have turned their atentions to the toycatcher ,who has a massive co,ck..as they gaze in awe at his massive lump in his panto hosiery..as the bat flies about.as the lost boys cant find a virgin,as chess buys a round at the bar..all is quiet and subdued in panto land…but as good pantos ALWAYS do its the lull before the storm…
cider boy nonchalanty walks on stage to annouce the “BALL in the community centre this very night!…as he is announcing,,the baron skulks behind him,,pulling on his moustache menacingly and has the head of EMMA under his arm for DARING to disobey him,,the kiddies ROAR ,,,,,,cider boy he is there……….CIDER BOY LOOOOK…as cider boy plays the fool and pretend he doesnt hear them…at last thomas announces,” ye deaf coont the kids are saying the baron is there LOOK”…….
over to you cath….
feck im all goosebumps n scared noo !
esmerelda hides………shes worth more than a hill o beans……… an she doesnt wanna be the rump steak at the ball either……. the children scream out once again CIDER BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKK HESSSSS BEHIND YOU…………. thomas huffs n puffs….. freddy hisses at thomas if ye gotta puff here dont blow it over the children ffs fer fear there measly fee fer this crap would be taken up wiv law suits………. thomas dangles the hangmans noose in front of freddys face n freddy quivers and slowly walks backwards keepin his eye on thomas,,,,, he’d heard all about the bad boys from jc and he wasnt gonna mess wiv em………
suddenly a frenzy of activity ……the ugly sisters run around the stage fluttering there eyelashes at every man who has a pulse……………….. then……..they come face to face with………………..THE BARON………. they take a sharp intake of breath…..the children sit there ……spellbound……ooooooooooo will the baron have there heads too??????????
thomas sits in the corner watching……… knowing that as soon as the baron turns around and sees him he is done for…….. he wishes that his fairy godfather PB was here now to help him…………..
esmerelda looks at thomas realises that he is really just a little lost boy and sidles over to him to make a deal………… moooooooo said esmerelda….moo mooo mooooo moooooooooo …….. (oh spose u cant read cow speak :roll: :roll: oh ffs esmarelda merely sed to thomas….you dont sell us fer those beans n we’ll round up the herd n go find yer fairy godfather ) thomas looked at esmerelda and nodded knowingly …….. anyting rather than face the baron gooey……….
esmerelda exits right stage……tommy shuffles out of sight………
the stage is quiet with only baron gooey still with emmas head under his arm standing right behind cider boy….. cider boy looks at the children…… brrrrrr children its cold in here….did u feel that icy wind???????? the children jump up onto there feet and screammmmm at cider boy………CIDER BOY …….HESSSSS BEEEEEEEEEHINDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU cider boy swigs from his bottle and looks out at teh children……. awwwwwwwww nahhhhhhhhhh hes not kids dont u worry…………. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HEEEEEEEE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS cider boy very slowly , very carefully turns around and comes face to face with baron gooeyyyyyyy he can see emma struggling under barons arm , cider boy throws the bottle of cider away to left stage and stands up to his full height and says very carefully very deliberately…..BARON…..IF YOU DONT SET EMMA FREE UR IN BIGGGGGGGG TROUBLE…… baron gooey leers at cider boy n hisses …wotcha gonna do cider boy????????? hit me wiv yer keyboard…….. cider boy starts to get angry….. the kids have now decided they like cider boy and slowly and quietly at firs the chant starts…….. cider boy………cider boy the chants get louder and baron gooey hisses at them ……CIDER BOY THEY CHANT FASTER N FASTER….. baron gooey never knowing when hes beaten hisses some more at the children……… and thennnnnnnnnn some of thomas;s huffin n puffin drifts across the stage…… baron gooey breathes in deep through his nose…….. adn then ………drops the head of emma….*cider boy catches it of course ffs this is a pantomime* ……….. and baron gooey has a very strange look on his face…….cider boy and emma hold there breath…… was that a smile….they look at each other an shake there head………..nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh …… stage into darkness ,,,,,,, mr amp starts to tune the orchestra ready fer the ball……. thomas can be heard in the distance somewhere callin ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my fairy godfather has not deserted me……..i shall go to the ball
curtain falls interval 2……. co writer last act
@pikey wrote:
:lol: You mental patients.
awwwwwww shurrup pikey big chubster hugsssssss to ya!!!!!! pmsl
uh oh the patients have escaped from the asylum :shock:
@Magoo wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
laffin me chubster ass off at this owen……….bless ya!!!!
Easily pleased then!
Thanks cider boy… your continued thread starting because you miss me is all my honour. I’m so pleased you spend time at GC to know what goes on there, thanks for the plug xxx
Laughing AT you Geoff, NOT with you! :lol:
@jay wrote:
uh oh the patients have escaped from the asylum :shock:
I love the strange behaviour of people Jay, you know that, and this place provides loads! :lol:
:lol: :lol: Don’t talk to me, I think we are being watched! :shock:
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