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It’s quiet here tonight so I’ll just chat to Ow£n.
Hi Ow£n how are you? :D
What the f*ck’s it got to do with you Ow£n cider boy?
You’re clearly drunk and have no right to post here.
I’m the alpha-male! Do as I say, not as I do! :twisted:I was just trying to be civil on the boards Ow£n,
what’s your problem?More rhetoric from the cider boy.
I’ll get me coat then Ow£n. 8-[
That’s the way to deal with JC troublemakers ladies!
By the way, have any of you heard of GC?
We don’t tolerate that kind of behaviour there,
so please come on over please.
It’s so much more fun over there,
That’s why I come here to get my kicks!:lol:
laffin me chubster ass off at this owen……….bless ya!!!!
@Magoo wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
laffin me chubster ass off at this owen……….bless ya!!!!
Easily pleased then!
Thanks cider boy… your continued thread starting because you miss me is all my honour. I’m so pleased you spend time at GC to know what goes on there, thanks for the plug xxx
yup sure am gooey lol :wink:
oi :!: :!: pmsl you actually bloody acknowledged me fer once yer miserable old sod ………
@Magoo wrote:
Miserable old sod? Think you’ve been listening to too many of my JC ‘buddies’.
nahhhhhhhhhhh methinks your related to victor meldrew lol …….turned 40 have we? most men become victor after that :roll: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:
an anyway gooey you have to admit ye can be a bit ‘harsh’ sometimes lol (understatement pmsl) but all adds to the spice on the boards and doesnt every pantomime need a villain????? :wink:
lobs rotten tomatos @ Ruby…. you know you’re only allowed on that stage to sweep it ;)
@rubyred wrote:
HENCE me being in disguise as an old cows @rse lucks :) pats is in front and im at the back ! we are using the same cunning ploy when fastcars comes to u.k next year,,DONT give away our cunning stunt !
jeese-o i really HAD to think at the stage management parts there..especially the lighting rig ! brought it all back to me.shhhhhhhhh i hear the rumbling tum of Baron Canny get a hard on !
/quakes !…..
i am of course the one that kisses all the frogs lol ……….. stage right……..enter the next victim oooooooo no imean frog lol……..ohhhhhhhhhh boo n hisses has gooey arrived children?????
@rubyred wrote:
/chucks sweeties at freddy the frog…even kids realise that sometimes the least attractive pantomine figure has the best possibilities,,
look freddie theres the princess !!! as the said “princess” NEVER notices young ‘fred’ till the end of the panto,,,
keeping our young audience on edge of seats…
down stage left..approaches the ugly sisters cressida and epithany..to the boos and hisses of said ‘kiddies@ they entertain with adult.risque material..
Ballroom lighting all round as the ‘sisters’ make the adults in audience laugh more than the bairns..
Freddie frog watches ALL this from a toadstool from the barons castle..a visiting toysnatcher comes into play.who is feted for by the sisters. 2 baddiesv 2 goodies REAL panto stuff..
esmerelda “moooos” meaningfully…the lighting state changes to 11.55 pm..
freddie from DSL looks into the audience most pleadingly..
QUE..the flash thunder lighting change…the ominous piano forte to QuE a baddie approaching…
the kiddies look scared and wide eyed…
FLASH!!!!! blood curdling music….
oooooooo hisses freddie …….whoooooooo can that be children? i need u on my side now cos im a good guy ……….u will help me wont you children…………the children all shout out …………….YES WE#LL HELP YOU FREDDIE; freddies smiles knowingly ………but looks out fer the scary smiley person chessykins at the same time……………. in the corner the ugly sisters try on the ruby red slippers they have just stolen from the jc changing rooms…..and cackle…..
more blood curdling music………………….. silence, freddie shakes……… chessykins doesnt smile…..the sisters hide the ruby red slippers and an eerie silence falls………. who can it be????????????
evil lafter echoes round the stage, bouncin of the wallss…… freddie shakes some more……. stage left tiptoes in ………..gooey the wicked villain of the west…… the children his and boooooooooooooooo………gooey waves an asbo at the children and BOOMS AND HISSES THROUGH HIS TEETH ………HAVE ANY OF YOU ORRIBLE LOT SEEN THAT BOY THOMAS ………………….. freddy sees the empty bottles of cider stage right and edges towards them …………if gooey sees them hes bound to know thomas n his pals are around somewhere……………… gooey slithers towards freddy……….the children are so quiet u can hear a pin drop…………
gooey goes to the edge of stage………..he looks at a little girl in the audience…… wots urrrrrrr name little girl he hisses in an attempt to sound like he cares………the little girl looks up at him and says ……….MY NAME IS EMMA AND IM PROUD TO BE ME AN I AINT SCARED OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! gooey jumps back……the children cheer………. shouting now EMMA EMMA EMMA !!!!!!! gooey turns around and shakes the asbo at the children……..DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS CHILDREN HE BOOMS ………… meanwhile freddie the frog hums the tune from baywatch and mimics gooey behind his back…..the children are jumping up and down with excitement and scream laffin…………… gooey is definately not pleased ……… a bat flies at gooey………………….. the children are spell bound now……. and then ………..darkness falls……..suddenly……without warning……..
the stage lights up……the scene is set JC home for lost boys…………………….
over to my co writer rubessssssssssssss for the next scene…………….
:lol: You mental patients.
1 hour from now you’;d wished you’d got one…a lions hotdog a lions hotdog omg
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