Oh come on kiwi I did used to like you until I got the news that you’d stood up that woman at the airport she had flown from Australia
And you gave some cok and bull excuse and you say I talk bull dust
The truth is you didn’t turn up cos your plug ugly well I’m ugly as well but I’ve always turned up with all my dates from here see I don’t care about my looks cos my personality and my charisma see me through.