It’s dark in here

Can’t remember if this one’s been on before but I’ve just got it again so I’ll post it!

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is
>>> at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in
>>>the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her
>>> lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
>>> Boy: “Dark in here.”
>>> Man: “Yes it is.”
>>> Boy: “I have a baseball.”
>>> Man: “That’s nice.”
>>> Boy: “Want to buy it?”
>>> Man: “No thanks.”
>>> Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
>>> Man: “OK, how much?”
>>> Boy: “$250.”
>>>
>>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
>>> mom’s lover are in the closet together.
>>>
>>> Boy: “Dark in here.”
>>> Man: “Yes, it is.”
>>> Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
>>> Man: “How much?”
>>> Boy: “$750.”
>>> Man: “Fine.”
>>>
>>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your ball
>>> and glove. Let’s go outside and play catch.”
>>>
>>> The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
>>> The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
>>> The son says, “$1,000.”
>>>
>>> The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friend
>>> like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m
>>> going to take you to church and make you confess.”
>>>
>>> They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the
>>> boy sit in the confessional and closes the door.
>>>
>>> The boy says, “Dark in here.”
>>> The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”