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  • #427878

    In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm :lol:

    #427879

    @amber wrote:

    In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm :lol:

    Partner helps him out :o

    #427880

    @woohoo wrote:

    Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.

    Just Our Luck – We’re asleep, and we miss it.. :lol:

    I dont think we do :D

    #427881

    I’m not allowed to pee standing up

    Doc says i cant lift heavy weights :lol:

    #427882

    :oops:

    #427883

    @pete wrote:

    I’m not allowed to pee standing up

    Doc says i cant lift heavy weights :lol:

    A dumbell of a doctor you got there :o

    #427884

    I said to Doc sometimes i think i’m a wigwam and sometimes i think i’m a teepee

    he said “you’re too tents” :lol:

    sometimes i think i’m Mickey Mouse and sometimes i think i’m Pluto

    “don’t worry” he said “it’s just Disney spells” :lol:

    (sorry i’ll stop now) :?

    #427885

    Keep them rolling pete :lol:

    #427886

    In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague….. der

    #427887

    In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day

    longbow practise… is that what it’s called these days then??? lol

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