it started with a frog

IT STARTED WITH THE FROG

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street

dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He

came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and

knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and

asked what he wanted. He said, ‘I want to have sex

with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy

it, and I’m not leaving until I get it’.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come

in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he

liked. He asked, ‘Do any of the girls have any

venereal diseases?’ Of course the Madam said no. He

said, ‘I heard all the men talking about having to get

shots after making love with Amber, THAT’S the girl I

want’.

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money

to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the

first room on the right. He headed down the hall

dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the

frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The

Madam stopped him and asked, ‘Why did you pick the

only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one

of the others?’

He said, ‘Well, if you must know, tonight when I get

home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,

leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they

leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because

she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys..

She will then get the Dose that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the

baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll give her one in

the car and he’ll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets

home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes

to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a

quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE’S the

b***ard I want to get………….. coz he ran over my

FROG ! !