It gets worse Tommy :)

Well, I was standing in, my living – room,
Trying on my girlfriends clothes. :oops:
And F U C K me, I had such a shock, :shock:
As someone knocked the door.
It was the jerk from PRO – VI – DENT, :?
Said I owed some money, :x
He looked at me and then he said,
“I think you’re bloody funny.” :twisted:
I said he was a cheeky p r i c k,
It’s what I do most days,
He said I was a dirty T W A T,
And that he hated gays. :(

I said oh mate, now don’t say that,
I couldn let it pass.
Don’t ew talk to me like that,
I’l shag ew F U C K I N G ass. :P
He called the police, they came around,
They asked me what I said. :shock:
Cheeky F U C K E R only claimed,
I took him to my bed. :wink:
I told the cops, I’m INNOCENT, :x
But would they take my word?
I told the cop to F U C K right off,
And said he was a turd. 8)

He took me in for questioning,
He planted me with grass.
I said I’l have ew back ew C U N T,
I’ll shag ew F U C K I N ass. :D
He put me in the prison cell,
Stuck in there for hours.
He said “if ew likes bit of ass,
They’ll love ew in the showers.” :shock: :? :oops: :? :shock:

I fought oh jesus, bloody hell,
Now how will I cope?
Being with a man called Jim,
Who’ll say “pick up the soap.”
I know I likes a bit of ass,
But now I’ve met my maker!
Cos even tho I’m gay as f u c k,
I’m not the bloody taker! *GULP*

Jim is gonna ruin me,
Fink I’ll say I’m straight!
Cos I don’t fancy jim at all,
And I am not his mate!

I’m gonna get the man who put me here, it aint my luck.
But when I catch the little runt, I’ll bugger him like f u c k :D

Written by Thomalina Toxen. A part of my life i’d rather forget!
All procedes to the Gay One legged Orchestra charity! And 5 % to my victims. 8)