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how soppy :roll: :lol:
when i get a txt msg and it says something like ‘hello my little tulip miss you xxx’ it just makes me melt :D
What a load of sentimental garbage all these females talk. Christ this thread reads like a Mills & Boone novel.
“With one bound he was at her side, his hot breath on her neck……”
Look dears its a shag OK? Get over it !!! Stuff all this foreplay rubbish, and all the soppy romance stuff, its a waste of time. Just sling yer knickers on the floor and get on with it.
Jesus what a lot of fuss to make over plain and simple sex ffs!!!
@*Sian* wrote:
I agree with PB :roll: :lol:
:lol: only cos ut not gettin any sian………………………. :wink: :wink: ………an if PB thort my post was romantic hes thicker than my old man. :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
I agree with PB :roll: :lol:
:lol: only cos ut not gettin any sian………………………. :wink: :wink: ………an if PB thort my post was romantic hes thicker than my old man. :lol: :lol:
I was just about to say the same thing :lol:
@forumhostpb wrote:
What a load of sentimental garbage all these females talk. Christ this thread reads like a Mills & Boone novel.
“With one bound he was at her side, his hot breath on her neck……”
Look dears its a shag OK? Get over it !!! Stuff all this foreplay rubbish, and all the soppy romance stuff, its a waste of time. Just sling yer knickers on the floor and get on with it.
Jesus what a lot of fuss to make over plain and simple sex ffs!!!
:lol:very funny PB ..
tis the joys of love we are wittnessing here or is it ?
@dee wrote:
that turns you on…………now hang on, hang on……….listen first!! Now obviously, for me, just to look at my fella gets me, his smell, his touch, the fact that he makes me breakfast every morn and all that crap, but i’m sitting at his desk and i’ve just seen something with his hand writing on it and i thought………….god, i love that man 8) is there something that you look at (pish off perves, that includes you angel :lol: :wink: ) that makes you smile about your other half
:shock: I resent bein called a perv :lol:
Although I’m the biggest romantic going….my hubby ain’t……he’s not one for overblown gestures so it’s the little things that count for me, if I’ve had a hard day and he gets up and goes to do the dishes……or like today when he knew I wanted a pair of boots but couldn’t afford them, so he brought them for me instead……of course I also love it when he says “take me u biatch” :lol: :lol:
I am delighted to say that I have never read one in my life.
Also I don’t ever read books by female authors. They are all far too touchy feely. I mean who the hell wants several pages of crap about ”how she felt when their eyes met across a crowded room”. We just want to get on with the story and the action bits – stuff all this romance crap.
Male authors understand this and stick to the point of the story and don’t get sidetracked into long boring descriptions of flashback memories brought on by the smell of a bunch or roses ffs.
@forumhostpb wrote:
I am delighted to say that I have never read one in my life.
Also I don’t ever read books by female authors. They are all far too touchy feely. I mean who the hell wants several pages of crap about ”how she felt when their eyes met across a crowded room”. We just want to get on with the story and the action bits – stuff all this romance crap.
Male authors understand this and stick to the point of the story and don’t get sidetracked into long boring descriptions of flashback memories brought on by the smell of a bunch or roses ffs.
I think you’re confusing “books by male authors” with Playboy…………………….. :wink:
@morticia wrote:
I think you’re confusing “books by male authors” with Playboy…………………….. :wink:
Actually no Mortician – I’m not. I read Playboy a couple of times in the 1960’s when it was fashionable as a magazine but I found most of its contents pretentious to the point of boredom. Hefner didn’t strike me as particularly impressive either as a ‘stud’ or as a journalist. Timothy Leary came across as a drug addled ageing hippie. Even the Playboy Club (off Park Lane) was a total rip off in concept; the Bunny girls were vacuous and not very attractive; the drinks and food overpriced. The only good thing was that I won a fiver in the casino once.
It’s alright Geoff, I’ll let you know when it gets interesting so you can join in…………..
[might be a long wait though, have another drink……. :wink: ]
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