is revenge really sweet ??

Was just reading this same topic on another site and this is some of the stuff the people there had got up to:

My ex had an affair then he took his new girl away on MY HOLIDAY!!!!

He neglected to take his keys from me or change his alarm code……

I watered his front room carpet and sowed cress seeds.

A friend was unceremoniously dumped when the boyfriend’s work gave him an overseas secondment for six months. She gently lowered a breeding pair of mice through his letterbox, then dropped food through it daily for the expanding brood.

But the final straw was when he kept stealing my food. Now just to put it in perspective, he was from a VERY rich family. So he was not short of a penny to buy food with, whereas I was.

So I wrote warnings on some of my food “please do not eat me” and got my then boyfriend to wee in the bottled beer, and then put the lids back on.
I then made some scones, with just a little bit of two whole packets of senakot laxatives.

Well, I DID write “do not eat me” on them….

At a party a while back I did go abit over the top with the old alchohol and ended up sleeping in a corner … someone decided to remove my eyebrows. I woke up in the early hours of the morning and noticed (due to the amount of hair stuck in my glasses). After careful interrogaiton I found who did it … he still thought it was incredibly funny .. right up to the point that I gave him a scalp massage with hands covered in immac (he lost his sense of humour at that point)