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*looks out from beneath bamboo underground bunker
Has it finished yet?
Is it safe to come out?
Is it safe to turn on the tv?
Feck off you got an extra day off for it.
Nope
Wait til tomorrow
Don’t mention Cheryl Cole
Lucy, I spent the day in hiding. I’m an animal and you know the Royals like blasting animals to death for the sheer fun of it.
Plus, they lied. They said there was going to be a procession of tortilla chips on the Thames. I suspect they said it to get hungry animals out into shooting distance.
@wordsworth60 wrote:
Nope
Wait til tomorrow
Don’t mention Cheryl Cole
Thanks, Words. I’ll go back into hiding.
@irish_lucy wrote:
Feck off you got an extra day off for it.
Feck orf yerself, an’ suck up to Higgins, Just cos your last head of state was British doesn’t mean you can stop us dissin ours!
(smuggles fresh bamboo shoots in to Panda)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@irish_lucy wrote:
Feck off you got an extra day off for it.
Feck orf yerself, an’ suck up to Higgins, Just cos your last head of state was British doesn’t mean you can stop us dissin ours!
(smuggles fresh bamboo shoots in to Panda)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What? Brian Cowen was Irish not Brittish.
*pee’s on the bamboo shoots :D
@irish_lucy wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@irish_lucy wrote:
Feck off you got an extra day off for it.
Feck orf yerself, an’ suck up to Higgins, Just cos your last head of state was British doesn’t mean you can stop us dissin ours!
(smuggles fresh bamboo shoots in to Panda)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What? Brian Cowen was Irish not Brittish.
*pee’s on the bamboo shoots :D
Brian Cowen was Taoiseach, head of government, Mary McAleese was President, head of state and she was from the north which is ruled by our happy and glorious, ungodly-scot-crushing Bank-Holiday-giver!
Replaces soiled bamboo shoots with a fresh supply flown in from an ex-but-still-exploited-colony somewhere out there.
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ah ok, gotcha now, yeah i dont count the president – even more usless then the bloody politicians.
*looks out from beneath bamboo bunker
So you two, this bamboo, is it safe to eat?
I’m Hank Marvin, so hungry I’m just a shadow of my former self. :P
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