Irish adventure sports

Irish adventure sports
Two men walk into a pet shop in Co Galway

They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem.”

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,” says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to drive to the top of
Connor’s Pass.

At Connor’s Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,”Dis
looks like a grand place.” He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them
on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
says, “F ook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook’n dangerous for me!”

THERE’S MORE

Moment’s later, Seamus arrives up at Connor’s Pass. He’s been to the
pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another
paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

“Hi, Paddy.. Watch dis” Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down, until he hits the bottom,
and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, “And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting
either!”

….. IT’S NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean
O’Driscoll appears.

He’s also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a paper bag, out of
which he pulls a chicken.

Sean O’Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down
and down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief,

“Fo ok dat, lads. Dese adventure sports are too dangerous for me….

first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping….

den Seamus parrotshooting…..

and now Sean and his f ook’n hen gliding!”