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Has anyone got an idea for an invention?
I have a few. As a spec-wearer, I think disposable sunglasses would be good. I had an idea to use a UV type sticky-back plastic film, sold on a cradboard peel-off backing. It would come in different sizes, but seeing as there are thousands of diff size and shape spec frames, the disposable sunglasses would simply be made in 4 sizes, and oval or round shaped, as long as they’d cover the centre part of normal spec lenses that would be fine. The idea is not that they’d look good, it would be purely pratical, e.g. if you wore specs, and it turned out to be a real sunny day, you could pop into a service station and buy my disposable sunglasses for about 95 pence. That’s the market I see for them, for people driving, not as a fashion accessory.
My other idea was for vandal-proof lavatory seats, made from stainless steel. They’d be a bit cold on yer buttocks, but that would only be a problem in winter, especially if the seat was a bit frosty and your buttocks got stuck to it.
Another idea was to do with genetic engineering. If I could create a creature using the genes of a Rottweiller and a Geranium, it could be the world’s first guard plant. I know what you are thinking, you are trying to picture a plant that would attack people if they broke into your house, but that’s not my idea at all. That would never work, as the plants would have to be trained, and I don’t mean up a trellis. No, my idea is that the plants would be hearing plants, and they could vocalise, the Geranium would be able to bark at people and scare the b a s t a r d s away so they wouldn’t steal your CD collection and family heirlooms like suits of armour and stuff like that.
Have you got any invention ideas?
phhh Pec’s u don’t put ur ar5e on other peoples loo seats do ya… especially public loos…!!! i wee fae 3 inches high aff the pan…. fuke catchin anything lol…
It depends on how clean the seat is.
lol… ohhh here Rubes i threw me wringer up in pictures at that film… lol into my dates lrg coke may i add… lol not a pretty site lol
iv got an idea patented already, just cant afford to produce it yet, so i dont mind telling the idea as if it comes out before mine does i shall be a rich man lol
prit stick butter!
instead of the glue obviously, a tube of butter iunside it, no longer have to carve into the butter to spread it on toast just get the tube out roll abit out and spread like a pritt stik would!
if you want in on the idea then by all means pm me! :D
That sounds like a good idea Token. I think I’d buy that if I saw it.
I’m not sure what prit is…but we have butter here on a stick you roll out..I prefer the spray butter myself :D
@token_male wrote:
iv got an idea patented already, just cant afford to produce it yet, so i dont mind telling the idea as if it comes out before mine does i shall be a rich man lol
prit stick butter!
instead of the glue obviously, a tube of butter iunside it, no longer have to carve into the butter to spread it on toast just get the tube out roll abit out and spread like a pritt stik would!
if you want in on the idea then by all means pm me! :D
Wouldn’t it just constantly be infected with crumbs on the end? Crumbs in the butter annoys me already, Simpkins has felt my horror driven wrath about the subject more than once and is lucky to still be in a job. Wouldn’t Prit-Butter(TM) be even worse?
:lol: You’re so filthy.
Some cars already have sensor type wipers that come on when water hits the windscreen. I don’t know if bird s h i t triggers them, or dead bugs splattering on the screen.
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