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  • #369237

    I would like to re-introduce myself if I may.
    I was once a lowly maggot but metamorphosis is a powerful process.
    I do like to pop back to the farm where my pupation occured, just for old times sake.
    Unfortunately, the chickens still think of me as fodder. But then I’ve learned to flitter very well.

    #369238

    A lowly maggot in Justchat??????? How absurd!!

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    #369239

    Pink how the f00k are you

    Iv just got off the loo

    seen your the poet who started me off

    its been a blast but f00ked me off

    Iv started to ryme like never before

    Il brb some c00nts at the door :wink:

    #369240

    Hiya sunny, you clever bunny
    Your poems are a ray of light
    As for my my efforts of wording rhyme
    What a load of utter shyte!

    Gawd i’ve missed mixing with you lunatics :twisted: :twisted: :P :P

    p.s how ya doing sunny ya mad head?

    #369241

    Gawd i’ve missed mixing with you lunatics

    Couldn’t have said it better myself 8)

    #369242

    Im doing good me old mate pink

    where ya been have ya been in the clink

    You say you had a real life just

    Dont be talking out ya bust

    No one on here can say they leave

    They alway come back to have a peave

    Well now ya back your doing fine

    But god im getting sick of the ryme lol :wink:

    #369243

    Sunny Oh Sunny your rhymes are sublime

    It’s lucky for us you took the time

    They fill me with mirth and make me titter

    I’d shag you, but the electrician is much fitter

    Don’t ever change you lighten our life

    The old cOOnt is lucky to have you as a wife

    #369244

    https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?p=594747#594747

    @username wrote:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i seen better creation come out my a.rse than you pete the perv.

    Obsessed? Surely not!

    #369245

    You are one very strange boy ginge.

    #369246

    I’d hate to even consider your level ginge… I’m sure that 99.9% of the people here that have the misfortune to stumble upon your rants can measure your level. Keep ranting, there’s a good ginge.

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